Hey reviles, don't knock yourself so. Milton apparently had a vocabulary of 15 words (if it wasn't Milton, it was some other great philosopher or inventor from the past), and anyway, it's all just practice. Anyone can do almost anything if you but believe and apply yourself. Try and improve your grammar a little each time you write something and you will quickly improve. My mother always said, "Where there's a will, there's a way!", and it's very true. Personally, I stay away from the monsters, ha ha. All then best.