Funny clean jokes make every conversation better—whether you're sharing a laugh with a friend or entertaining your kids—and these G-rated jokes are no exception.
From the best clean jokes for adults to clean jokes of the day, this big list has something for everyone, so you can feel good about busting out these hilarious SFW funnies, no matter who it is you're talking to—from your grandma to your coworker.
Read on to discover the best clean jokes that promise a whole lot of giggles for both adults and kids alike.
- There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)
- What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
- Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
- Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
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- Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!
- Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
- What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business.
- Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.