5 hillarious jokes for you

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5 hillariopus jokes for you!!!
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.

"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"

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You deserved it nice jokes funny and sweet i like your page

Good evening evrybady I'm happy

Hilarious*

Bahhhh, they made me smile

I loved the first hahaha

Great source for jokes, just wish you would publish more often.

No words. Just sensational and phenomenal. Keep it up guy.

Super funny

Amazing jokes!!!

Funny :-D