Thank you, dear Kiwi. Nice try.
But I was dragged into it by a friend. Now I have to deal with diplomatic complications and whatever I do, someone will be disappointed. I told you there's nothing you can do for me.
But I'll keep you updated. After all, this kind of conflict can happen to anyone and it's good to know how to get through it as unscathed as possible. Let's see how it goes.