I don't understand how modern Filipina girls think...
If a handsome guy smiles at you, he is friendly!
But if an ugly guy smiles at you, he is creepy!
If a handsome guy follows you around, he is a secret admirer!
But if an ugly guy follows you around, he is a stalker!
If a handsome guy is unfaithful, he is a playboy!
But if an ugly guy is unfaithful, he is an ingrate!
If a handsome guy gets near a girl, he is an admirer!
But if an ugly guy gets near a girl, he is a pervert!
If a handsome guy does a lip-bite, he is hot!
But if an ugly guy does a lip-bite, he is a maniac!
If a handsome guy scratches himself, he is itchy!
But if an ugly guy scratches himself, he has skin disease!
If a handsome guy suddenly enters your house, he is a visitor!
But if an ugly guy suddenly enters your house, he is a thief!
If a handsome guy has so much money, he is a businessman!
But if an ugly guy has so much money, he is a crime lord!
Where is fairness, where is justice in this world???
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There are more but I have to translate it well from Filipino to English! You will find it funny that handsome guys can get jobs faster in my country even though not qualified!
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