STEEMICIDE HOTLINE: @asshole Part 1

in steemicide •  8 years ago  (edited)

IMG_7469.jpg

Today, I bring you another episode of the acclaimed, Steemit-exclusive (minus YouTube) STEEMICIDE HOTLINE starring the Steemit account known as @asshole. This is the origin story and stay tuned for Part 2 in the coming days. Just a warning, the word, @asshole is said repeatedly throughout this video, so if that offends you, steer clear. Also, this one is a bit scarier than the others, so just bear that in mind.

Let's Just Get To The Video:

REMEMBER, DON'T COMMIT STEEMICIDE.

CALL THE HOTLINE INSTEAD.

4khq.jpg

ps- @heiditravels, you have been notified!

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
Sort Order:  

asshole just flagged this.

Indeed! He stopped flagging for a day, but started again one hour ago.

He flagged mine right away!

My post was instantly flagged a few minutes ago too. What a shit.

asshole is on a dedicated mission lol

Lmao

good.

He/she is, exactly what his/her username indicates he/she is. Gotta give him/her that, truly living up to his/her name.

Omg, too funny.

thx

This is the best post about assholes and asshole related asshollery I have ever seen in all my years of being an asshole! 10 assholes out of 10!

Is giving nothing and taking everything a condition of being an asshole?

You'd have to ask a professional asshole. I'm just filling in for someone.

good answer.

Did my creepy mask guy character scare you?

the new mission of @asshole is targeting to downvote comments by minnows / newbies like me

looks like @seraph has been programmed to the rescue.

cool - programmed in anticipation an a..hole will come 5 months later :-) - that is great indeed

But all assholes are not created equal. Some are bigger than the others.

^^ My favorite line :)

These are great @stellabelle. Keep it up!

Thanks, you too. I see you're putting out like 4 per day now. You're full on steeming in a 4khq way.

Yea I need to slow that down quite a bit...

me too, I actually feel ill recently due to overworking myself.........but it hardly feels like work to be honest...

can you understand the opening lines? Where I say, "From the greatest of minds to the most desperate of souls..."?

Yes I understood that line on my phone speaker, so you're good.

ok thanks.

The girl doing the make-up tutorials 2.0 ha ha ha ha ha had me in stitches that one. And what I love about it that is that I cant always put my finger on why it is so funny. Its a new genre here.
These are so addictive.
Great work Stella

thanks.

Brilliant. I loved Animal and the doll that came back from a photo shoot!

Hey, is the sound too low on some of the voices? This video sounds way different on my computer than my phone......

Sounds fine to me.

Which Animal? The charts poster? nevermind, i figured it out...

Animal the muppet :)

Haha chewbacca cry!!! Brilliant

thanks!

The best part is the first minute or so. That was very funny.

thanks for your comment.....did it scare you?

Haha! No the funny was so present I couldn't feel scared.

he's back to the flagging routine. I was honestly surprised my serious post yesterday didn't get its attention.

thumbs up I love the humor, makes me laugh every time.Keep up the amazing work and creativity! high fives and misses Yeah that didn't work out, but its all good. Steem on! on a side note i snagged a interview with ned, tell me what you think! Its my latest post. Thanks!

ok, I'll check it out. Thanks.

The masked Mexican wrestler persona was a nice touch.

Get the use out of that character before the wall gets build.

#Full4QHQhumour

Canada is looking pretty good to a lot of us trapped in here with a sociopath as president.

Fun video - thanks for getting us to laugh. Somehow my post from late last night escaped the flag - then when I edited in the bits I forgot this morning, the flag fell. Just goes to show assholes need to sleep too.