Let's just get to the video:
In the Steemicide Hotline series, a new video is brought to you today which introduces a new hotline, the Super Future Tag Trendolizer Hotline.
You won't want to miss this one!
Celestia, a Steemian is distraught because her posts haven't been getting on the trending page. But @dantheman has just created a new, revolutionary invention:
the Super Future Tag Trendolizer!
The Trendolizer is programmed to predict future successfully trending Steemit tags with 13.5% accuracy.
See what happens to Celestia when she calls the Super Future Tag Trendolizer Hotline, 1-800-GET-TAGS.
Remember, don't commit Steemicide.
Call the hotline instead.
Let's all get the 4KHQ upgrade, Steemit would rocket to the moon with that kind of content. I'm in (13.5%)!
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If it's 13.5%, I'm in too!
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I never invest in anything that doesn't have at least a 13% probability of success. So this sound like a winner to me.
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ha ha!!!!! I think it would be cool to have an AI helpline for Steemians!
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I AM IN and want a job answering those phones hahha Damn AI ! I am real and HOT !
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Hey StellaBelle @stellabelle, sorry that I have been a little "off" when I came on Steemit... I try to be more mainstream now...
I REALLY LOVE yOUR LATEST VIDEOS... you need to mentor me... by example atleast...
Great work !
Steem on!
Lasse
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I can mentor at any time. I'm in steemit chat.
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How did you get Stephen Hawking involved?
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Easy. I called his hotline.
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Funny! I have to admit that scrying the Trending page was a weakness of mine when I started out (sigh).
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I was going to UV this post at 13.5% power but since it is such a 4KHQ post, it was a 100% vote.
13.5% could be a tipping point if the masses (not the.masses) ever wake up and realize they are being lied to by their governments.
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ProTip : Don't fall for marketers trying to sell you the #2160pHQ upgrade. It's the same thing as #4KHQ, it's just a different name at a higher price.
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yeah, I know it.
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This post has been ranked within the top 25 most undervalued posts in the second half of Jan 29. We estimate that this post is undervalued by $20.66 as compared to a scenario in which every voter had an equal say.
See the full rankings and details in The Daily Tribune: Jan 29 - Part II. You can also read about some of our methodology, data analysis and technical details in our initial post.
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I used your name in my contest post.
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Is the 4KHQ upgrade free? It didnt say.
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yes it's free!
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Cool !.
I understand why Celestia was a little hesitant though.
It reminds me of the story of John Lennon and Paul McCartney were offered LSD for the first time.
They were told that it would change their brains forever and that there was no going back.
John loved the idea, but Paul was hesitant fearing it might change his sensible self.
I need to decide which of these two, am I before I take any 4KHQ, I mean, i there no going back?
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Followed and added to my voting bot.
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Thanks so much!
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I think I might be needing this hotline :)
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