Lets set the scene by beginning at the last meal I had, Dinner. I rushed into the kitchen at around 6pm and put the jug on to boil to prepare a bowl of instant szechuan beef noodles. It was the spicy kind. As the bowl sat, a bag of popcorn was placed into the microwave to for 2 minutes and 10 seconds. A little bit of curry, brown sugar and chicken salt was added into the readily butter flavored pop corn. The microwave is then used to warm a couple of Enchiladas for approximately 3 minutes each. After dinner is consumed I eat three paddle-pop ice creams, yes three. Chocolate, almond and white chocolate.
So this happened late in the morning around 9am. I briskly walk to the toilet, stomach in hand because my gut is wrenching. I hadn't even made it to my morning coffee yet. I could still hear the pod machine whirring in the kitchen as I closed the toilet door behind me. Shots were fired even before my weight had completely settled on the throne. Allot of shots where fired, some louder and more voluminous than others but each as rewarding as the last.
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What the actual fuck. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that an account whose sole purpose is to photograph shit has appeared on the chain. It may not even be the first time. I have a vague memory of seeing something similar a couple of years ago.
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