I've had quite a lot of memorable days , I choose to share this one because it was really bizarre.
It was few months back, I had packed my bags ready to embark on a trip back to college, i couldn't wait to get back to school because I had been out of school for a year , the outbreak of the Corona virus had prompted a lockdown and shutting down of schools. That morning I woke up really late and hungry, my bus was slated to leave in an hour time , I quickly took my bath and got ready to leave for the park . I normally do not eat before a journey because I usually experience nausea when traveling but that day I was really hungry, I knew I could handle the hunger but the aroma of my mum's chicken stew was really tempting, she had made my favorite food, rice and chicken stew, she had advised that I leave without eating, she knew my issue with traveling(motion sickness) , and how it becomes worse when I eat , she would always make sure I never ate a thing before I travel. that day she left the house out early in the morning and I was hungry too, I disregarded her advice and scooped a huge chunk of food, I ate till I was satisfied then I left straight to the park and boarded the bus
The journey started smoothly, a very pretty girl sat beside me, we had a conversation as we journeyed, I did more of the talking trying as much as I could to impress her, she smiled intermittently but she barely talked. Half way into the journey I started feeling queasy , I tried to manage the situation but things became even worse , I immediately remembered my mum's advice and wished I heeded to it, my stomach began rumbling, and before I knew it I had released a very resounding fart, it was so shameful , the sound of it left everyone looking at me with so much disgust. I wish it all ended there but that was just the beginning as the farts continued intermittently , the height of the disgrace was when I vormitted , it all spilled on the pretty girl beside me, I was then lambasted by other passengers.
I was so ashamed of myself, I felt like disappearing, I was the talk of that journey,I didn't utter a word until I got to school, even the girl by my side never spoke to me again . I chose to share this here to admonish us all to heed to advice, be more disciplined and exercise even more self control. I learnt this the bitter way, if only I had exercised some self control and hadn't eaten like I was I advised , I would have saved myself from such grave disgrace and tragedy. Hope you've learnt something.
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This is really funny ... I don't know, will I laugh or feel sorry for you ... but I feel more sorry for the girl. Did you ever have a chance to meet again after that?
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I saw her again although she didn't see me but I wasn't courageous enough to talk to her again,not after the humiliation I had caused her the other day
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Really funny post. I enjoyed reading it might even re-read it
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Motion sicknesses are the worst. I'm sorry you had such a terrible day then. Lesson learned at least.
Pele. 😂🤗
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