Nanzo's BAR is CLOSED

in steemit-bar •  8 years ago  (edited)

NANZO'S OPEN HOUSE

EVERYONE'S WELCOME!


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Early warning!

We will be chatting GGG vs KELL BROOK this time tomorrow!

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nanzo-scoopBartender1Takes no BS...
mrwangGuest1Bit of a trouble-maker...
oecp85Guest1Practical joker...
hannixx42Guest1Can't hold the liquor...
donkeypongGuest1Happy chappy...
acassityGuest1Likes to turn up after hours...

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House rules

Level 1 comments are for

  • ordering drinks
  • reserving a table
  • jokes
  • memes
  • questions & suggestions

Points of order

  • no SERIOUS talk... the bar is reserved purely for jokes and banter
  • no STEEM/ STEEMIT circle jerking (bitching and moaning is allowed just keep it witty)

Drinks list - http://www.bardrinks.com/drinks/lists/alpha.asp

More info - https://steemit.com/steemit-ideas/@nanzo-scoop/nanzo-s-bar-is-now-open


RIGHT, IT IS NOW 21:10 BST. I'M GOING TO CLOSE THE BAR AT 22:30

....next order please?

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Would you like to order?

I'll have a steamboat

thanks for dropping by!

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

boy have I got a story for you.. so I met this girl and by "met" I really mean...

STALKED THE SHXX outta her


Like a lion hunting a gazelle... I pounced on her with a quickness..

I CLAIMED HER AS MY OWN


I did what exactly what God put man on this earth to do... am I right?

BLOODY CAVEMAN!!.. Any excuse to plug your movie.. lol

You see how happy I am tho?

We're a perfect match



We go together like Peas and Carrots

lovely pics... your daughter?

nope, lost and found...

Her parents lost her... when I found her

Bend Over Shirley!

Barkeep?

Barkeep! Barkeep! I'll have a one bend over Shirley please.

Oh, not on your list eh? Ok. Bend Me over then!

Early warning!

We will be chatting GGG vs KELL BROOK this time tomorrow!

OP to be updated!

Any predictions on how it will go?

I'll let you buy out now for 4 SBD. ;)

Having seen how shook up GGG looked at weigh-in I'm even more bullish on Brook!

Brook was breathing awful hard when they went face to face. The fear has already set in. GGG looked bored that he was being bothered to weigh in for another early round KO. ;)

I'll call 4th round KO for GGG.

You guys are gonna force me to tell bar tales... unless we get something going soon!

ALRIGHT... that's your lot! Bar is closed. Tomorrow... GGG vs Brook. Live commentary right here!

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Seeing as how she's not old enough... I'm going to order her a shirley temple and I'll have another one those, "Quicker Fucker Uppers" you made me yesterday... if it wasn't for that drink right thurr... She wouldn't be sitting beside me right now

anybody gonna buy us a shot? DUH, cute couple sitting here

Drunk conscious
The man gets home totally drunk and his son tells him:

  • Dad, you have a beautiful Drunkenness!
    The father answers:
  • Beautiful? You'll see how your mother finds a defect.

Anyone know why the hell my comments keep getting auto-voted... not yet ANOTHER frigging rule change!!

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Hey! your drinks list is quite extense, but do you have any craft beer for me to try?

haha, I will have a Stella instead then...

What's a good Caribbean drink? I'm off to the Dominican republic on Sunday.

Any ideas bartender?

Haha Mama Juana ... an aphrodisiac .... Thanks for the list. Here's your tip fine sir ;)

Hey Nanzo, could I get an Aardvark?

I tried to get you one (in the form of a jpeg)... it kept crashing my computer! (true story)

Interesting idea.
Water with lemon please.
Can't drink after having Meningitis unfortunately.
Someone will have to rink my drink for me!

Meningitis? Should you be out in bars with that? Shouldn't you be at home resting up?

I am at home resting up. Funny thing is when I got Meningitis no one knew at first. And they took me out for a drink at a bar! Then I was my usual quiet self... or not
...Started throwing and breaking glasses & plates! LMAO!

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

What's Happeneeeeen? geeve me an Illegal Alien pleeese and let me bring my friend in, @mister-e for a table reservation

So bartender @nanzo-scoop did you by chance get to watch Queen of the South last night?

One Illegal Alien coming right up. By all means bring anyone. Just make sure you behave tonight!

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

I'll have a michelada please

and a shot of tequila for @r4fken

shxx.. if he's gonna upvote in silence.. after calling that huge ass threat he made... I'm sure he needs a few tequila shots

OOPS, Didn't get the message.. was pissing in what I thought was a toilet.. turns out it was a washing machine... not the first time either. I'll see ya tomorrow fellow drunkards

Hey everyone, crack open a cold one for me.

I'll have a double thanks.

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