I Have Reached 1/3 of a Spartan Army

I've noticed that there is a bit of a tradition around here about celebrating certain milestones and, more importantly, all the nice people who helped achieve them. Not being one to mess with tradition, I am following suit.

Nobody puts Tevye in a corner

I’ve finally crossed the 100 follower mark. It took me about a month. Some people have definitely done it quicker. I’m not exactly Achilles, but being the Tortoise will suffice. Anyone familiar with Zeno knows that Achilles will never catch that shellback anyway. Besides, small numbers can achieve great things. I am after all already ⅓ of the way to having enough people to win the battle of Thermopylae.

LETS. DO. THIS.

I would like to pay special thanks to @aggroed and @neverapen. You are the best. There are no better. Anyone who says otherwise is a big fat dirty liar. Thanks to you, people will make statues of me in generations to come.

Trust me, this is a fairly accurate representation

Thank you one and all, and to all a good night.