STEEMIT KNOWS HOW TO PARTY!

in steemit •  6 years ago  (edited)

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I love steemit, and now Im most definitely going to the next STEEM FEST, cause whatever they are smoking there must be some pretty damn strong stuff!!!

Jokes aside WTF? Everything good in the developer neighbourhood?

As @hickorymack mentioned in her post Okay, what gives?! the pending payouts are looking real weird and not in a cool way...

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Some very strange stuff happening to "Pending Payouts" and
"Estimated Account Values" right now??? Probably just a glitch like someone said, and Im not spreading FUD, just satire and well I confess Im a bit of a nervous guy...

Just sayin... Check your own pending payouts if you don't believe me (Friday Nov 23 2018)...

(All mighty developers & whales and such please don't shoot/hack/flag/bully the messenger)...
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Edit-
I checked in with the developer community and found this "explanation", shit happens I guess:
https://steemit.com/steem/@smooth/why-account-values-and-a-few-other-things-are-messed-up

Peace, Happiness, Love and Abundance to all steemians!

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my tinfoil hat is all tingly with the price of steem hitting bottom our true account values look kind of dim
I am sure some well meaning bot has decided to just make things look better on the surface.
If we all share screenshots of our account value everyone will want to buy in the price will skyrocket = problem solved.

Sounds reasonable @headchange, or the steemit dev department has been held hostage by "the establishment" and " #oldsocialmedia " dressed up like flamboyant pirates and they are now out on international waters or maybe on that old oil-platform thats been declared a sovereign nation where anything goes...

Held captive and forced to code weird stuff under the influence of nano-AI bots and heavy psychedelic-drugs previously unknown to mankind....

Wait, s#it, some dudes that look kind of like a swat-team are outside my house wearing ski-masks, I better log-out, if this is the last you hear from me, please inform the public... 😵😳😱😇🤣

(This was of course a joke, sarcasm or whatever people call satire now days)...

Nice to see you around @headchange 🍀🤙

/FF

Steemit trolling 😂😁

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Lets hope it's a "media stunt"... 😂😁 But it feels more like a "weirdia stunt" to be honest...
=)

/FF

Lol😂

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howdy friendly-fenix! I have no idea what's going on and haven't heard anything so I'll wait for someone with insider knowledge to comment here! I'm sure all is well.

@janton
What worries me is the lack of some kind official "sorry about the technical difficulties" message somewhere where normal non-developers can see it?

/FF

got it. thanks friendly-fenix!

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Can ask question here my friend @friendly-fenix

If you want to talk to me in private: http://www.steem.chat my username is:
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Or you could just ask the questions here? If that was what you wanted to ask a question?

Maybe I misunderstood you?

/FF

Im asking about steepshot are you using that..i cannot upload photos anyway
.Im very fine @friendly-fenix

@lorner
Not using steepshot, as far as I can remember...
Did you try turning it off and on again,
also check if your phone's memory is full or something?
Im happy you are doing good.

/FF

Haha I loved that account value glitch I became rich 😂

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Yeah, we could all use some more of them monies...😂
Thanks for your comment @pinay, you seem to be a friendly person...
To be honest, I don't know what was going on in the developer department,
to bad we couldn't just cash out all that money...

What would you do if you got all that money?

/FF

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

If I got all that money I'd open USD bank accounts in different banks in different countries, I'd buy farms and beaches (private not for commercial and fishing boats) in different parts of my country Philippines and maybe in other countries too if Filipino (foreigner) citizen is allowed to buy 100% (I am a nature lover, a seafood and veggie lover, I love to swim and fish).

Oh... I'd buy and hodl some cryptos of course maybe 10% of my funds :-D

[would remain humble, dress like a beggar, walk barefooted, live in a small native house (bahay kubo) so no one would notice that I am rich. Haha]

[would remain humble, dress like a beggar, walk barefooted, live in a small native house (bahay kubo) so no one would notice that I am rich. Haha]

You are a very intelligent woman @pinay. Bahay kubo, sounds like a nice little house, I want to live in one all ready... =)