Are you a Butt or Boob Guy (similarities on how you invest)

So a Woman walks into the Room, where do your eye's go first guy's. Is it the breasts or the Booty. Weirdly enough this can also determine your investment style, hear me out, this gets interesting.

-The typical boob guy goes for size and shape, these guys have the ability to pick out features within the feature to categorize what exactly turned them on. Quite a few guys go for the bigger is better method, while some go for the handful is just right. So how does this show your investment style you ask, this is in the way you go after the bigger investments or ones that are commonly sought after. Such as the handful is enough method that goes after the smaller investments, in which you are simply satisfied with minimal results. Think i'm wrong, take a look back at the last time you invested in something and then think about what size breasts you enjoy, similarities are creepy but natural. It is the part of the brain in which you feel something is either good enough or you gotta have, that makes these decisions.

-The butt guy is a whole different world, this guy loves booty no matter the shape or size. They have an insatiable need for everything round. The butt guy goes on more of a whim when investing because their brain has a more open to the whole spectrum outlook. They tend to invest carelessly and seem to have no real reason besides it looked good perspective on their investment. Now don't get me wrong they both differ in the sense that the butt guy sometimes comes out ahead in the end, this is because they do not invest large amounts in the careless investments, but spread their investments out.

The Boob guy thinks more into his investments,but might lose more due to the amount he invests. The Butt guy makes out better due to the spread of investments and the scope of profits coming back across the board, this is unless the boob guy hits it big and in that case he wins

So what are you a Boob Guy or Butt Guy?

Have fun with this one.