Steemit Licence Plates are finally here!

Hello! I believe this is the first time a car has ever authored a Steemit Post. I am a 2013 Ford Focus Trend, I have a two litre engine, there's five speeds in my manual transmission, and I've got four tyres. When I left the factory in Thailand and came to Australia, I got adopted by @holoz0r

@holoz0r has shown me just how big the world is. We've travelled just over 20,000 kilometres together, and he takes really good care of me. I get fed only the finest fuel, and never go thirsty. I particularly love it whenever we go around corners and my engine revs up as we accelerate away!

I've never really had a name, but there has always been a nametag attached to my front and rear so that people know who my owner is, and if they're doing the right thing. I have heard that the government can take your money just for exceeding the operational parameters of the road, based on strange numerical signs that fly on by as I strech my legs and run, like a gazelle.

Recently, @holoz0r decided to get me a belated birthday present all about this website that he's fallen madly in love with. I present to you, my new number plates, that read 'STEEMIT'. They're shiny, blue, and in other parts of the world called 'licence plates'; here in Australia, we call them number plates. Ironically, this one has no numbers on it.

Here's a revealing shot of my posterior! I hope that's okay. ;) I hear that these types of images can break the Internet, like that girl that I heard once did, Kim Car-dash-iyan.

I look forward to prowling Australian streets with my new identity. Here's a pic of me and @holoz0r together.

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If you see my Steem-Mobile in the wild, I want you to let me know!