The "NEVER WOULD I EVER" Challenge #8 - WORK COLLEAGUES

in steemit •  7 years ago 

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THE "NEVER WOULD I EVER" CHALLENGE

where the most upvoted scenario wins!

THE GAME IS SIMPLE...

A weekly
NEVER WOULD I EVER category such as ...
"FASHION" is given, with an accompanying example to get the creative juices flowing.

Your objective is to comment with something
that YOU
WOULD NEVER, EVER DO!!!

It can be something
outlandish, crazy, ridiculous, embarrassing, shocking or irritating...
but it MUST be related to the category.

After the 7 day curation period
the commented scenario with the most upvotes

WINS 70% of the post earnings.

Winning SBD will be transferred within 7 days after the close of each challenge.
(Remember to share your comment link with all your friends so they can support your entry with an upvote!)

So on that note, lets get to this weeks challenge...

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NEVER WOULD I EVER... #8

CATEGORY: WORK COLLEAGUES

(Example: Never would I ever slap a colleague on the back of the head in the middle of a meeting...)

and go...

HAVE FUN!!!

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LAST WEEKS WINNERS

THE 1st PLACE WINNER OF LAST WEEKS CHALLENGE WITH 71 UPVOTES IS

@rachelrick

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your $21.84 Steem Dollars

will be transferred to you within the next 7 days!

And also a special mention to our second and third place winners...
@admiralsp - 32 upvotes
@phunke 17 - upvotes

Congrats - and good luck with this weeks challenge!

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Never will I not upvote this posto

Congratulations @bcrafts I hope you do win

WE MUST WIN THIS

Never would i allow you loose this contest

Never would I allow Yoruba stew enter my eyes

Never will i use snake as belt.Lol

Never would I vote buhari for second term

Never will i stop eating

✋ Vote...
We are getting this!

Hmm

Lol

Nice one brother

But its cool, if you guys are mature enuf

Vote

Yeah right...humans are prone to attract eachother...u can t just ignore and pretend...at least for how long you can, 1 month, 3..1 year..2?something will have to give sooner or later. You can.t pretend just because you have this idea stuck in your head..if you re married you will either have to change jobs or work place or even job to avoid harming the person you trully love.

Neva would i allow yhu loose this contest!

Never would I ever involve my colleague in my personal business.

Over familiarity as they say is the fastest killer. Or maybe I just made that up😉

Indeed

Completely Agree with u @steemingit40

This is the best i have read

I agree I should make a distance of my personal matters from my colleague

I agree with @steemingit40

I agreed with that @steemingit40

That doesn't work for me. my colleagues are also my friends. And since I moved across the world for my job, they're also my only friends. I have no time to find people who don't work in the same industry as me and actually socialise enough with them over a long enough period of time to form friendships.
My colleagues are it.
They're my friendship pool and my dating pool.
I would be alone and miserable if that wasn't the case.

But then I also work in an industry that is very intense and very, very casual at the same time. We are all creative, passionate workaholics and a little bit crazy too. There's no such thing as "suit and tie" where I work. unless it's "fancy friday" at the office haha
I know the work environment we have is unusual. So I guess I'm the exception.

Hi @steemingit40 I your post upvoted

Hi @steemingit40 I your post upvoted

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

great post

Precise

Never would I ever poke the cat when it's sleeping...

Here it is.. From yowanetwork

Agree with it. Nice!

good post

I agree to an extent

Fact

just upvoted

nice one bro

You are pretty right.

NEVER WOULD I EVER trade the sun for the moon

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Never would i ever microwave my colleague's fish on a bowl at the top of her or his desk and present it as a lunch gift.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Never would I ever let my colleague drink a boiled COOKING OIL to cure his asthma. :)

Never would I ever take a picture of my colleague sleeping in the office with his mouth open

Lol.. really

😂😂😂

Never ever, will i fart in the presence of my work colleagues. I mean NEVER!!!

sh!t, I do it all the time

.... but I work alone :)

Done and i follow you

Never would I ever report my colleague that he no longer is a good resource for our team. He needs the job. I can't be too cruel.
Story of my life. SMH

Never will I gossip my colleagues

I vote you bro

Yes..

never would i ever get @jaynie pissed off . @jaynie my sincere apology for what i did. am sorry!

You've done your part. Big Upps

@jaynie pleaseeee forgive him😩

An open apology
This is so touching
She'll forgive you dear, she has a motherly heart.
Just be careful next time

We beg on his behalf

Please ma, forgive him

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

NEVER WOULD I EVER SLEEP WITH A MAN FOR MONEY!

Vote

Vote.

Exactly

correct. I like this

Never would I ever give a handful of poo to my boss even he/she loves to give me a heavy load of work. :D

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

never would i ever ask my colleague for a hard drink at 9 in the morning

yeah, that would NOT be cool... unless perhaps it was a Friday lol

tea or coffee would be ok :)

Never would I ever suck my married colleague's tongue in front of his visiting wife.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Never would i ever tell my colleague that he has something on his teeth when we finish eating.hahaha

hahah funny ..and this is how true friends do it ahw.haha

Never would i ever have an affair with my colleague..

Never would I ever have a quarrel with my colleagues.

Lol..
This my friend again.😁😁

never ever will I sabotage my colleague both at work or outside work

Never would I smell the butt of my professor.
Yawk, no way. 😂 😂

Eeeeeeewwwwww......
Like who does that?

Lol.
I don't want to even think about it 😂 😂

never would I ever fight with my colleague

i,ll never ever make any of my colleague my girlfriend

Never will I tell lies about my colleague to tarnish his/her reputation

NEVER WOULD I EVER snitch on my friends

Never would I ever throw up on a colleague.

I'd never live it down at the office. My reputation will be damaged forever😱😱😱 no no. Never never never. It's just too risky😢

NEVER WOULD I EVER say it to my colleague that my coffee machine is doing better work comparing with u

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Never would I fart in a date with my colleague.

Never ever would I confuse my day job with my night job

hahahahahahahaha!!!! GOOD ONE!

Never would I quit steemit.

NEVER WILL I SLAP MY BIOLOGICAL MUM IN AFRICA ESPECIALLY NIGERIA WHERE RESPECT IS SO VALUED

Never would I have an affair with my boss to get favours

Never would I ever blow condom with my mouth as like balloon 🎈.

Never would I ever prank a colleague by hitting him/her with a cake in the face.

lol!

Never would I ever lie on a colleague

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Never would i take untrusted people to where my bread is buttered, lest they take the baker, the bakery and finally collect the little loaf from my hands

Never would I ever pee on my boss to show dominance

Never would i ever insult or condemn my colleagues

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Never Ever would I get down with my female colleauge during the office hours.

I can never allowed my child's to live with friends or any relatives no matter the circumstances may be, because "other persons eyes can never be your own eyes"

Never would I ever tell my colleague they have something on their teeth while he is presenting in a meeting and I can see it . I might send a text instead. (and hope that he feels the vibrate of his phone and sees the msg, lol)

Personally i like your funny video, i waiting for your next post for sharing us. all the best my friend

Never will I admit to having already met the bosses daughter that one time at the strip club where she dances unbeknownst to the boss.

Never would I ever double-date .

It is disgusting and a threat to one's soul.

Never would i work my female collegue's assignments or shifts repeatedly.

Lest the Boss begins to think i'm into her and attacks me. Lest the lady heaps the loads on me totally. Ladies are prone to it.

Nice post

Never would I ever invest in an ICO without doing my due diligence in terms of thorough research. The crypto space is laden with scam!

Never will i marry a lady cutting intestine pepper soup with her eyes wide open

lovely funny post!

never would I ever down-vote my colleague 's post on steemit.

niemals würde ich den Beitrag meines Kollegen über Steemit abstimmen.
나는 steemit에 대한 내 동료의 게시물을 절대로 투표하지 않겠다.

jamais je n'aurais jamais voté contre le poste de steemit de mon collègue.

我永远不会把我同事的职位投下来。

Never would I ever tell a prostitute to call my name when having sex with her because have heard about the story when my friend told a prostitute to call his name thinking she's his girlfriend and the prostitute shouted "Customer"

A RISK OF NOT TAKING A RISK IS A RISK. NEVER WILL I NEVER COMMENT ON THIS CHALLENGE POST

I WILL NEVER FART IN FRONT OF MY WORK COLLEAGUES

meme

Never would I ever forget my colleague when he/she has passed good time with me

never will i beg for upvote and get flagged into oblivion 😛

never would share thesame toilet with my colleague after eating eggs ,cause bet me that guys shirt can make u loose ur mind on duty

Never would i ever be rude to my parents, seriously never , because once my dad was rude to his father.after few fays of it, he died . this is why my father couldnt ask for forgive and he regret about it. Infact never would i ever be rude to anyone

Never will I give my colleagues urine to drink,instead of la-casera

Never would i ever scratching a dog when it is sleeping.

Never would I ever lick a coworker's toes.

can't do it.

Upvoted! Awesome read

never would I ever fantasize about my boss...during work hours :-D

Never would i ever snitch a work colleague.

Never would I go around to kiss my female colleagues during meetings especially we are all educators.

NEVER WOULD I EVER GIVE MY HEART TO SOMEONE CAUSE YOU ALL KNOW HOW I T ALL GOES!!

Never would I sleep with sisters on the same week

Never would I ever sleep with my colleague, in the office not somewhere else.

I haven't started working yet but from my experience with you Bosslady never would I never be talk while I work with my colleagues during work.

Never Would I Ever Espouse My Colleague Trying To Defraud Our Boss

"Never would i ever challenge". This funny challenge is trending in steemit. I salute you for bringing such entertaining challenge up. @jaynie.
Also congratulation to the winners.

Never would I ever rush into the mall toilet, even if I'm dying to pee, without being 100% sure I'm in the right one...

NEVER WILL I EVER HAVE A SLEEPLESS NIGHT AGAIN

done ....Your posts are good ...

Never would i date a female colleague at work

Never will I EVER take a dump 💩 (hovering) at work, completely miss the toilet, then quickly and quietly run away 😂 and leave it for my colleagues to clean up.

I can never kiss a colleague in the office

great !

Following you.
Lemme see your posts on herbal remedies.
I did some research work on some herbal 🌿 plants. Plants biochemistry

I have follow and approve and best regards from me

This post has received gratitude of 2.21 % from @appreciator thanks to: @jaynie.

Never would I ever put my colleagues stapler into jello.

Never would I backstab my colleague so as to get a promotion.

Never would I ever share my secrets with my colleague.... Shhh!!!

Never ever will i.... I know this is extremely yucky... But never ever will i lick or eat off a toilet seat 😰

While I'm self-employed (and my boss is a wicked PITA!), if I worked in an office, never would I ever...shower my colleagues with paperclips (mostly because I can never find the f*****g things when I need them!)

Never would I ever be in somebody else's shoes if they don't ask me for an advice

Never would I incriminate my colleagues placing drugs in their workspace to get their position

;)

Never would I ever cause my colleague to lose his job.

Never would I ever have s_x with my colleague at the office especially if he isn't my boyfriend, my boss or if he isn't hot. lol

Never would I ever compare McDonald's pizza to any other pizza 🍕 never

Omg mcdonald's is making pizza? Where:D?

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Never would I ever hit on my colleagues.

great post..well known

we will win

I would never agree to any romantic advances from my best friends girl. Never!

NEVER WOULD I EVER ALLOW MY COLLEAGUE TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE

very funny post..

Cool

Never would I ever eat a work colleagues smushed snickers bar off the ground, after the ten second rule.