The "NEVER WOULD I EVER" Challenge #9 - PICKUP LINES

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THE "NEVER WOULD I EVER" CHALLENGE

where the most upvoted scenario wins!

THE GAME IS SIMPLE...

A weekly
NEVER WOULD I EVER category such as ...
"FASHION" is given, with an accompanying example to get the creative juices flowing.

Your objective is to comment with something
that YOU
WOULD NEVER, EVER DO!!!

It can be something
outlandish, crazy, ridiculous, embarrassing, shocking or irritating...
but it MUST be related to the category.

After the 7 day curation period
the commented scenario with the most upvotes

WINS 70% of the post earnings.

Winning SBD will be transferred within 7 days after the close of each challenge.
(Remember to share your comment link with all your friends so they can support your entry with an upvote!)

So on that note, lets get to this weeks challenge...

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NEVER WOULD I EVER... #9

CATEGORY: PICK UP LINES

(Example: Never would I ever use the pickup line...
"You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.")

and go...

HAVE FUN!!!

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LAST WEEKS WINNERS

THE 1st PLACE WINNER OF LAST WEEKS CHALLENGE WITH 162 UPVOTES IS

@ifioklee

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your $16.968 Steem Dollars

will be transferred to you within the next 7 days!

And also a special mention to our second and third place winners...
@steemingit with 127 upvotes
@bcrafts with 49 upvotes

Congrats - and good luck with this weeks challenge!

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Never would i ever use this pick up lines -"Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

lol..

Hmmm

Funny

This is really funny.

Lol... Look at what you can imagine

😂😂😂

Hahahhaha... Stop this life brother..
I'm happy you won't say it again...
Upvoted..

Vote

No, never

Lol!! I have a "big butt" if someone said this to me...omg!! They would have some "big balls" feel really small! 😉

hahahahahahaha

I hope you wins.. Haha lol ..great contest @jaynie I will submit my entry If I can finish it on time

Upvoted

Lol

This one is strong.

Cracky

Lol

Vote

Seriously? Lol

Good one

Lol

This is hilarious, wish you all the best.

Nice one bro

Lmao, player!

This line is so cliche and annoying

Lol, that's exactly what I thought

Hello @ungest
I have always wish you success. And this one isn't excepted. All the best in the contest.

All the best man

thanks brother

U not serious

lol

Lol Annoying pick up line

as in ehn... It's so old sef

Hahaha, dah Ikpa

😂😂..i hope say yu no dey use this line

Nice one man😂😂

As in eh, over annoying is an understatement

😂😂 I'll be sure not to use it with you

Lol nice one bro

Thanks man

All the best problem overdose

lol.. I'm now problem abi

Hahahaha. Never will I say such

then we are together on this one

see lie ooo

😂😂

Success

Thank you dear

I see u

Marathon race lol.

Hahahahaha

Lol

🙈

never would i use this pick uplines- one apple a day, scares the doctors away--its a scam I AM NOT SICK 😂😂

Lol😂😂

Bad guy....lol

Never would I ever use the pickup line - "I hear you're looking for a STUD. Well, I've already got the STD and all I need is U." x

Never would I ever use the pick up line - "Are you Ebola? Because you make me feel squishy inside!"

LOL - good one - I've upvoted you and I'm in the competition!

Lol thanks for the support!

Congratulations @ifioklee

Our very own ifioklee

Thank you @samstickkz

Never ever would I use the pick up line...."Looking for a seat? Here's my face".

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Never would I ever use the pick up line:

hey, you're eating chocolate? That's because something sweet is missing in your life.

This actually happened to me. 🍫

X

Never would i ever use the pickup line.... Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

good post thanks

Never would I ever use the pick up line 'good night and later say good evening'

Never would I ask for bobs and vegana pics!

"Let me be Your Toilet today, baby " ughhhh

Never would I ever use the pickup line... "Are you a washing machine? Cause I want to fill you with my dirty load".

Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

I hope bees will sting in your tights. Lol

Congrats man @ifioklee

Thanks alot

Never would I ever use the pick up line: " Were you raised in a farm? because I'm pretty sure you know how to raise a cock" .

Great creation dear...And i wish you win this contest....

Never ever would I ever use the pick up line: Is your name Google? Because you are everything I have been searching for!

Cringe! 😊

HAHAHAHHA lack for vitamin ME!

I second that.

good contest and congrats to the winners too..thanks @jaynie

Never would I ever use a pick up line... just not my style.

But I've seen friends of mine try some really bad ones.

I'm not a photographer...
but I could really picture us together.

*cringe/facepalm/lol

Never would I ever use the pick up line...
Is that a space pant? because your ass is outta control

bees always do the same thing, and now i also want more than bees, let's go for a fly.

Never would I ever use the pickup line "Are you single? Because I'm so drunk on your beauty, I'm seeing double."

Never will i ever use this pick up line- " you stink down there baby"

Never will i ever use this pick up lines- “you must be hungry beacuse you look slim”

Good luck dear

I will never use it, but will laugh - Spilling a bit of water on you or licking your finger, put it on the other one's clothes and say "Now we are both wet, let go to my place and put on some dry clothes after we take these off" It has been used on me. Does it work? Well .... that is my secret.....

Never would I ever use the pick up line..... "babe, is that really you or a sex doll?"

Awesome

Never will i use this pickup line- hi pretty, the sun is damn hot, the last person to enter hell must have left the door open. Climb into my car we can be in heaven together.

Never would I ever use the pickup line, "Are you a magic mirror? because I see my future with you"

Woow
Thank you very much @jaynie
Keep Steeming

"Hey can I talk to you for a second? whisper* it's free real estate "

Despite the fact that you'd steal my heart, " pick up (#9)"lines never , no matter how! My mind is made up. I'll never use it.