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Hahhahah, dude you are one of the funniest people on here. Cracks me up and then your last sentence is epic for any guy who has ever lived in the last 10 years. lol

Ha. Thanks man. You're one of the few people that actually read my posts.

That's not true...... I know it can feel that way sometimes. I feel that way about my stuff and my videos. The post will even sometimes do decent money wise and then it will be like I have 10 views on the video according to YouTube. But o well I guess. lol

That's why I haven't done video.

I don't think anyone watches them lol.

Some people's videos I watch pretty regularly. But yeah I know what you mean. People actually watched my video more when I didn't put as many words in the post.

I remember one time fyrstikken had like 400 votes and 20 views on his YouTube video. He spent a lot of time on those variety shows.

@kryptik Because of his comment I at least read the last line ;)

Hey, the climax is all that matters.

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I lol'd.

Which one did it for you sailor?

"rape-y" vibe
Whale God King
"I-hate-kryptik-because-he's-far-superior-in-every-way-and-secretly-I-idolize-him", pouty expression

+1

I like this one.

Why aren't you using the hairless Ned pic?

Bald Ned is always lurking in the corner.

He may be a contender.

A contender? Or the contender?

He's like fucking Rocky.

White or very light colored background is better in my opinion! Not too dark on the face!

The style is great, just go with some colours that contrast with the steemit design maybe? And can anyone help me change my profile pic, i used an imgur link but it doesn't work. How do you add it to the steemit library or something?

It should have worked from an Imgur link.

Anyway, you can use markdown or HTML after you have it hosted.

Thanks, it was the wrong link hahahaha :)

No problem.

Maybe a picture of a whale wearing a crown, on a cloud or surrounded by whale angels, to depict your desired title of "Whale God King." :)

Great idea. It'll be hard with the image size constraints but I may figure it out.

Will there be a cape involved?

You could probably get a real stunning one if you lay on a bed fashioned from cows vaginas!!

You may be onto something. Have you tried it before?

I sleep on nothing else my friend!

I've heard in some circles they call a bed of cow vaginas a, "Welsh Brothel".

Hahaha!! Oh yes indeed!! That made me chuckle and no mistake!!!

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I would say the 100% most important thing about an avatar is that it speaks to you after that...I dunno :P I do my best not to over-complicate things.

I just can't think of anything I'm in love with.

Oh my, that sounds like you need some soul searching bro.

Aww, you think I'm popular :D

You're getting there.

Don't get used to it.

You'll be in my shadow in no time.

Use the first one haha, its eye catching, people gon double take.

I might.

Everything is still in the air at this point.

Or maybe a whale with one of your hats, with a crown image on the hat. and lipstick on the whale