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  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Please direct message me, @firepower, and @riverhead on steemit.chat immediately if there is an account there attempting to scam or do anything else shady. Thanks.

Will do boss man.

Thanks for the tip.

That was funny as hell, thanks.

Thanks dude! I'd like to do more of this stuff in the future.

well you took up a little over an hour of his time, nice score :)

Yes but it took up useful time..but fun was had so it was worth it to @kryptik so Go kryptik go.

Next time I'm shooting for two hours.

I WISH MY UPVOTE WAS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!

soooo resteeming this!

I hope you get what you deserve for this magnificent troll.
@shayne

Thank you sir.

Hopefully I don't get the 500 followers :(

😁😆 😅 😂 🤣
#trollin4good

4lyfe

classic! I've seen others do this as well. believe it or not, it's one of the best ways to "get them back", as it kills their conning ROI while trying to find gullible people to scam off. For them, it's like making 100 STEEMIT posts in a row with < 5 cent payouts.

In fact, that's why these scammers try to be so "obvious". It helps them more quickly hone in on the most gullible bunch of people they can find.

In fact, those typos are a key part of the scam.

Link: There's a reason Nigerian scammers are so obvious in their emails

Once again, great job scamming the scammer!

Oh yes, and finally... Please DON'T follow me too! lol

That's really interesting man.

I'm sending you a follow.

Oh yes, and finally... Please DON'T follow me too! lol

oh nooooo.............. but okay great, thanks too! :D lol

;) Lol I was wondering if you'd catch that. Thanks for reading.

yeah, right after I commented, then just had to add a slight "update"! lol

I dig it.

Maybe we can drink bleach together.

hmmm, I dunno about that, just doesn't really sound like the way I'd wanna "go out". But, guess it's up to each of us to "pick our poison". Hang in there buddy!

This is legendary... This one time I got a call about a FREE TRIP I WON, they just wanted my credit info... so I sat there screaming WOOOOOOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOO IM GOIN TO HAWAII WOOOOOO until he gave up :o

I just lol'd hard.

I like your style.

That's worthy of 1,000 internets.

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This needs the #rekt tag instead of blog sir

Editing now.

Just resurrected the rekt tag.

You are a demigawd sir

Let's bring that shit back in style.

You certainly have done that. I actually read the whole post believe it or not.

OMG Klye can read!

GJ man.

All you gotta do is slither your eye holes a bit

That one made me laugh.

Quality work

PLAYER READY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

I did that one just for you man.

I don't know where you came from or who you were before you crawled onto Steemit, but thank God for you. You're a treasure.

Such fun big laughs! It's amazing that these types of scammers still think this works. Good work!

Hahahaha awesome trolling :D

Holy sh#t! See, and I just get boring requests to "please follow and upvote me." This is way more exciting. Your trolling is hysterical. I'm crying!

On a serious note, thanks for the warning. Will be careful!

No problem. Thanks a bunch for reading I really appreciate that. Going to follow you so I can catch you in my feed. I've seen you in the chats.

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

I love when you went all in, and he didn't even notice.
So you went all in again with the nigerian prince, still nothing.
It took you swearing in his face for him to give up xD #bestofsteemit

People are nuts.

I messaged him fingers crossed

Is a bank manager.

Has a gmail account.

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Why it's crazy that you ask?!? I do.

Awesome trolling skills kryptik. Now if you would be so kind all I need are your credit card details.

452

"You are very irresponsible" LOL

That one really hit deep.

My self esteem is in shambles.

You could have had millions. So bad choice. Much irresponsible.

But he didn't reply to the email address. :(

He told you to message him! You could have had millions! Your Uncle Steve died in Thailand so you could have that money, and you threw it all away!

OMG! That was the best, Much Irresponsible. but at least not VERY idiot like Phisher Guy.

Congratulations @kryptik!
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Epic xD . Nice reading , he stoled me a laugh . He was traying hard .Well done !

He was trying a little too hard lol.

Well that was entertaining. Nice work!

Thanks for supporting my work for a long time. You're the man.

Pleasure. Thanks to you as well.

LOLOLOLOL

That's how you do it man.

YES ! :)

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

really? i dont believe that kind of scammer exist on steemit. signing up in the chat would need an email already. LOL cheers i bet you gave him the bleach and booze mix.
becareful always.

It's crazy he thought that would work.

he is crazy for sure. but it seems you are having a good time trollong him. lol

It was fun. I'll have to admit.

LOL EPIC just EPIC!
Is steemitchat down for you ?

Yep. I'm very sad.

:(

The sad part is, people actually fall for these scams..

I hope they don't. That's why I asked others to resteem this.

It's mostly the elderly honestly, or even the type of people who find good in everyone and think nothing like this would happen to them. I've seen it with a family member before..

oh gosh I love stories like this, Nigerian prince? - best part, funny how he didn't get right at the beginning. nice one

People just don't get it sometimes.

That's how I knew I could pull this on him.

This is GOLD! Great work! Hahahahaha

I tip my hat to you.

GREATEST SHIT EVER!

Always waste as much of a scammers time as you can, to keep them from spending time trying to scam someone who may actually fall for this kind of bullshit. It saddens me that shit has made it's way into our wonderful community...

Hey it was destined to happen. At least we can combat it as long as everyone knows.

Very true

Omg...he seriously called you a titty baby 😂😂😂

Not the first time I've heard that.

Which is bullshit.

I'm not a baby.

"Moooom, whip that thing out I'm starving".

The sad thing is I don't know weather to laugh because he's so desperate for the scam or if I should feel pity that some people are actually that bad online that he continues trying to scam.

I'm astonished. I thought he would have quit long before when he did.

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

This was oh so satisfying. My favorite scammers to mess with are the ones that are calling from microsoft and want to help you fix the problem on your PC. There are just too many good ways to take the conversation. Really though...screw these guys so hard! Also following because of this.

I never get those calls but I want to.

They seem to come in once every couple months...the best is you can wait minutes between saying anything because you are "trying to figure out how to plug your computer back in" since you obviously always unplug it so it doesn't run out of internet

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Ah, the good old unplug so I don't run out of Internet trick.

Instant classic.

Thank you kryptic, being new here at Steemit it is nice to know we do have guardians.
Upped and resteemed

Sure. If you ever need anything let me know.

Thank you for the offer and the reply.

It's no big deal at all!

U made my goddamn day sir!! Resteemed. I need u in my steemit life!

I'm here for you! Thank you, people like you make my day.

It's funny how he wont just let go even though I'm pretty sure he knew that you just were trolling him, if he didnt then he has to be seriously braindamaged.

He had to know right? There's like no way he didn't. Was it a reverse trolling?

No idea but you dominated him and won the end so you left him pretty sore. :D

I'm the king of the trolls. Watch out.

yeah I started follow you in case I'd learn a thing or two

I'll never let you down my disciple.

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Oh my God this is so funny....I feel a viral blog bout to happen!

Maybe a follow as well? ;)

LOL

That's what she said!

This was amazing. I hope that you find Uncle Steven.

Me too. We were so close.

I lolled.

Now give that cat the banhammer. Fucking people, man.

Oh man, I love a good scam trolling!! Awesome stuffs man!

Ha thanks son. Tell your mother I love her.

There is no need, she can feel it from over the waters!

Ok ! steemian help ))

Thanks a bunch! Every bit counts.

That scammer must have been dropped on the head as a child.

I was picturing huffer but I could see that.

Well done sir. Well done indeed!

Do I have the olmech seal of approval?

Yes...but dont get excited
Its pretty meaningless at the moment.

Keep grinding my friend. Content is king. As long as you produce great work the rest will follow.

Who are the people that fall for this I always think? Nothing in these things makes sense ... wut? .. how?

Lol yeah they never do.

I've found someone with your surname.

What's your full name again?

How many words in that message did it take for you to suspect something, lol! There is going to be a lot of this bubbling around Steemit as it grows. I guess that's a sign of progress, lol! :O

lol very true.

You'll have to start keeping track of how many you expose. You'll have the biggest"Scam Spotter"badge!

That can be arranged. Did you see my beer swap post by the way?

haha! Thanks for the heads-up about your beer swap post! I'll go take a look!

HAHA therapist for Child Actors. OMG you had me right there.

Hey how's that for improve skills? Lol.

My buddy told me the same thing.

It is good ;-) You look like you've taken an acting class or two :-)

lol I have. By accident in college. I may write about that soon. Stick around so you can see it!

HAHA oh you were one of those eh? I was a Theater major :-)

I was petrified but I loved it in the end.

Probably my favorite class I ever took.

Yea acting teachers have a way of doing that to people lol

I walked up to her and was like look I'm not this kind of person.

Is it hard because if so I'll drop it now.

She said I'd be fine.

Then we did improv almost everyday until I broke.

Pretty obvious that was a scam. I don't know why that guy that he could get away with it :D

Me either. People are crazy.

Great work done by @kryptik 👍

Thanks! I appreciate that.

Mention Not appreciate your work too 👍

Hahaha! I came to you thanks to @shayne and yes it was worth it! :P Upvoted and followed! And good job trolling the scammer, they need to be scammed out of here!

Ah my arch nemesis himself. In case you didn't know he is trying to get me to kill my self. (See last post).

Haha, I did!

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Besides to the fun of the whole story. I still wonder: ¿What would be the main reason that drew that guy to pick you and try to defraud you?

Oh wait!! surely there can be no other reason.. ¡I bet! it must have been that subjugating glow that you show in your steemit avatar's glasses. LoL

Lol. I think it may be because my photo is sideways.

"Oh look there's an idiot. I'll try him".

Hahahaha that too I'm afraid. Then, the guy is smart after all. ;)

Brilliant. Like the smartest guy I've ever seen.

"Ready player whattt"

Lol. Love that you threw that in there.

R.I.P. Matt Trainer.

This was too funny.

Ha! Thanks.

That's awesome man lol.

It's DR. Seymour Butz to you.

God that was a funny read @kryptik

Was it funny enough to resteem so I don't have to be on the top 25 most undervalued posts list?

;)

Anyway thank you so much for reading. You're the best for that.

my jaw hurts from trying to not laugh out loud like a maniac. brilliant exchange. are those email addresses still available? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉😜😎

Oh man, I hope so hahaha.

Who the fuck uses hotmail?

mwahhah.gif

He Must Be One Of Those Nigerian Criminals ! Fuck Him I Hope His Fingers Fall Off !

lol I just hope people don't fall for it.

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

As much as I enjoyed the sacarsm , it saddens me that the name of my country Nigeria has to be dragged into all of this .... I perfectly understand tho.
Thanks for the awareness!!!

It wasn't a hit on Nigeria. I have no problem with the country. It was just the origin of the scam.

Like I said on the post , I prefectly understand where you are coming from, I laugh as hard I would if it was any other country 😁😁😂😂, this is something I would have done too . I give it to you, you are a funny dude big ups!

I can't believe there are still people trying to do that! :O

It's nuts right?

it seems so. but probably he is right and there are people around that can still be fooled that way.

" ... there are people around that can still be fooled ... "

  • a very good point !! - ))

.... and, a "catchy" PosT ... right -))
.. by an illusionist ?? - ))

SpideR SenseS TinglinG ... somethings "FISHY"

LOVELOVELOVE )))
greb'Z )

Dam you missed your chance to be rich ! You should of sent him your email IRS.Gov and tell him to send the money there :-) Sure they have a few collectors that would want those millions

MuaHahaaaa Well done

Great work! so funny!

Thanks!

Bloody brilliant! Reminds me of a video I saw on TED.

Ha! Someone was telling me about this. Thanks for the link!

Enjoy...

Why the ellipsis? Lol

You may just enjoy it and find the other videos.

I love TED Talks. I just haven't seen this one.

I do too. Well, most of them. There are other troll videos.

Uncle Steve looks a lot like someone I know. I just don't remember who he is...

That is my lord and savior Bald Ned.

That shit was hilarious! Oh man, thanks for the laugh........ I needed that!

You're welcome! Thanks for reading. I like to lighten up people's days a little.

As your future god king of steemit I will bless you if you follow me.

Why not. You seem interesting enough and funny as hell to boot! Do not disappoint me oh god king! Following.

Haha! Laid the Smack down on him! That's too funny man! Good stuff! Stupid scammers!

Thanks man! You're awesome for reading this.

Thanks Man! Lol. Love me some good scammer slamming!! You can use that it's not copyrighted. Lol. New session "SCAM SLAM!!" Lol

@klye and I are trying to resurrect the #rekt tag. Next time I am going to include #scamslam

Sounds good man. I'll keep an eye out for it!! :)

Oh my God, I can't believe people still fall for things like this. Your responses made me chuckle.

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Thanks man. I thought I'd be a little more creative than, "Oh Look A Scammer Guyz", type post.

dude.... if only everyone was as capable at sniffing out scams those shitty nigerians would stop trying this shit.... i'd upvote the hell out of this if possible. you are a rockstar of fucking with scammers... lol

Lol thanks.

Putting that on my resume.

I remember the days when I use to get these on messenger or my email, these asshole are some determine f*kers... especially the females. I made the stupid mistake of give my number one time and she called me at the weirdest times, 1am, 3am, 4am, 6am (sleep hours)

You know, I've never had a female scammer speak with me.

That's interesting actually.

Yea said she was separated from her family and was now at a refugee camp and once she reunite with her family she will pay me back my money and more. Said I was not to call her because it was the Reverent phone. She was asking me to marry her in least than a week. Saying I would also inherit her wealth. I LOL!!! like crazy.

And they wonder why divorce rates are so high.

Lol! yup!

Seymour Buttz!! Hahaha

Pulling out that school.

That's Dr. to you.

That is how they should be dealt with.

The old I'm a Canadian doctor trick.

I love the dialog! Put that loser to shame!

Word. What an idiot.

We should all spam him with scams in the chat.

Fools like that deserve to get spammed to hell.

The chat isn't working for me right now or I'd be doing it.

Still good sharing these stories as they might seem obvious to us but scamming people like this is still a multi-billion dollar business.

I wonder what they make a year?

I don't know how accurate the figures are but if you google it the numbers you come across are insane. $17.4bn in 2014 for example made by Nigerian scammers.

That's insane.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

This was absolute pure gold! Thanks for sharing! hahahahaha best thing i've read all morning.

You're the man thanks for the follow!

Can I forward calls I get from Jamaica to you? I want to listen in.

Nah, really, I had a call once while at lunch with my Dad. Hadn't seen him in awhile. Jamaica guy called with a fake name, and he said I won a car. I think I asked him some specifics about it to jerk his chain. It ended up being something stupid like a Chevy Escalade or GMC Tahoe or some such oddity. Told my dad I just won a car, set the phone down on mute, and kept eating.

There's a guy on Youtube from the UK ... all of his videos are about fake antivirus experts. Hilarious.

Remember his name?

I may check it out.

Yep. He's on my main page... searching... (more ellipses) ... (one more, I promise) ...

His channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/LewissTech
He. Does. This. Every. Day. L.O.L.

Oh, and maybe one of the world's best trolls, doing what he does best!

Hey, did you really send money to randoMwhale (with the letter M)? That's probably NOT the right account. That is ironic... you surely know who that is, am I correct? I am not going to say it's a scam... but... ask around before the ellipses run out. Very ironic on this post that you would do that.

Oh my goodness! This was so hilarious and it is sad these people don't ever seem to stop. I didn't make it far into the reading before I'd begin to lose it to laughter. Is it my Uncle Steve...lol

R.I.P. Uncle Steve.

Nice work. You could post it on http://www.419eater.com