Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST! (first contest where losers win!)

in steemit •  8 years ago  (edited)

Comment with the LOWEST number of upvotes wins the main prize!

"Now that is interesting. People could make a lot of money losing!"

This contest would not be possible without generous donation from @papa-pepper. Thanks!

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THE WORST STEEMIT CONTEST

This idea is very different from your usual Steemit contest. In this one the comment with the LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WINS the main prize! So you are basically trying to be the worst contestant ever :D

WTF? WORST COMMENT WINS?

Yes! This experiment can create an interesting upvoting game in which all the contestants will be upvoting their opponents comments to win the main prize. This way we can have fun and make money together! By upvoting your opponents you are basically forcing them to upvote you back. So just entering this contest with ANY comment should guarantee you some payout at the end. And if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

RULES:

  1. Write the worst joke in comments. (stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever:)
  2. Upvote and Resteem this post.
  3. Start upvoting your opponents comments so you can win!

DEADLINES:

You can only enter this competition in first three days. Then you have 3 more days for up-voting. I had to create this rule otherwise the competition would simply be won by last post. Now you can choose your own strategy. Posting later could slightly better your chance to win the main prize. Posting sooner can give you higher payout on your comment.

ENTER UNTIL: Monday (2017/6/19) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

COMPETITION ENDS: Thursday (2017/6/22) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)
(At that time I will download the whole post in .pdf so I can see who had the lowest number of votes at that exact moment. Counting just one first post from each user.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

PRIZES

WINNER: 50 SBD +20% SBD payout from this post
1st RUNNER-UP: 10% SBD payout from this post
2nd RUNNER-UP: 10% SBD payout from this post

Hope you will enjoy the game. May the WORST player win!
@lepton

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Ha! :-)

It's supposed to be bad jokes. But this is hilarious.

Nooooo!!!! ;P

Oh yeah! Shoot! I should have posted my blog post like spam here! https://steemit.com/funny/@improv/50-followers-gentle-werewolf-scene-3 That would have surely lost me upvotes.

$12.14 payout on this comment. A winner already

I do think this is my favorite contest ever. I get to read all sorts of wonderful jokes, and people vote for my joke, too! I admit, I didn't love reading the hate speech that was trying to not get upvoted, but all the jokes made up for it! :P

Yeah, it was fun reading through what people came up with. And everyone wins in some way actually. Just that with too many comments the post takes time to load now! Lol

That's a problem we're lucky to have! Just checked out your blog! I love the idea of an advice column here. HOORAY!

Thanks! It is actually amazing to see the advise from everyone. I hope it picks up :)

Lol. I love this phychology play. U prefer to lose while people want U to lose giving U money. Win-Win

We are just bits in the hard drive of the great simulator.

Each thought, each neuron sparking, a brief electrical impulse in the cosmos.

When the post said 'corny' you took it literally didn't you?

I was wondering who would pick up on that!!!

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Warning: the below buttons (any of them... Im not picky) add you to my murder-list.

I'm an insane scientist... Trust me when I say looking like frankenstein is the least of your worries ;)

Gooddammit eSteem... now I gotta murder all the developers !

sigh
fills blowdarts with botulin toxin and heads out

It is with deep regret I announce the passing of @drpuffnstuff.

Could someone donate 5 SBD ? I need a new knife... mine's been "lost"

Hey !

I thought we agreed, no necromancy !

Who brought him back ?

Say... if I hide within a comment chain...do I still coument XS

lol

Ayye!

You, um, aren't following me.

It's not even funny go away hahaha

GREAT JOKE. WOULD READ AGAIN. A+++

Hahhaha thanks :)

ha

Yikes!!! oh boy.

hahahaha

Looks like your in the lead!!!

I don't like this game :(

Hahaha

TOO GOOD.

@acidyo is trippin' because @papa-pepper is so hot right now.

#LetThatSinkIn

my comment was related to the contest, lol

ROLF

Ahahaha @sircork

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

WHAM! That's how you do it!

Thanks for the information.

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So what does Freud teach us about reverse psychology? Round 2 is ready:
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/join-the-worst-steemit-contest-2-first-contest-where-all-losers-win

There was an old Steemian writing a post
When out from beyond came a hungry ghost
The Steemian knew
Just what to do
And made the ghost some jam and toast.

i almost posted this same joke haha glad i didnt

well then i guess thats worth a follow! lol

LOLLLLL

Think joke............ think america
what do they have in common?
Its trump cause he's a joke played by russians on americans

meep

Going bankrupt I know you want me to just quit and give up steemit everyone on here who basically think I'm hitler.

this comment section is going to crash my computer -_-

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Excellent point.

No, difference) You need money to make them shine)

Damn I'm getting old. And no comments? Now I feel even older... :)

LOL

Had to vote it :)
I will tell it to my dear one when she is holding a baby

I'm following you... watch your steps

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

who comment after me: are F**ed in evry hole, sh!t eaters and mistakes of nature. who upvoteme the same!

Hint: Be greedy Vote each other comment, don't give anyone a chance to win!!!

Shhhiiiiittt!!! free coins?!?!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh????

Ten-ticles!!!

sounds like testicles lol

Thanks! I'm reading your post now...

Hope I will make your list again. Still just (50) power :D Check round two of this contest:
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/join-the-worst-steemit-contest-2-first-contest-where-all-losers-win

you were raped too)))

Lol

I always wonder why guys always wanna send dick to the pussy when eventually he goes in get irritated and spits. Its so annoying.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Not even funny! 😉

Purple Monkey walks into a bar, says DAMN I was so drunk last night. I BLEW CHUNKS!
A Green monkey that overheard him said, " Oh yeah that aint shit, I got so drunk I passed out! NAKED!!
Purple monkey says . . NO . . You dont understand . . . .

CHUNKS IS MY DOG!!!!!

YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(You FUCKERS Better NOT UPVOTE THIS DAMN SHIT!)
If you do upvote, its because you EAT babies!

Hey, justcallmemyth aren't you suppose to be in bed. lol surpriseattack from discord. Love steve-o btw xD

LOL YOU CAUGHT ME!!! OK KO IM GOING NOW!

xD I just followed you btw

Followed back!

NOO YOU VOTED!!! lol!

lol I'm terrible at remembering jokes, but this is one of the only jokes I actually remember.

JUTS STOOOOOP ALREADY!!!!

Yeah. See hun, you don't tell me not to do something unless you definitely want me to do it.

What is life?
Baby don't hurt me, dont hurt me, I fly.

That's my future rap song chorus or bridge or whathever the hell it's called.

I upvoted my own comment... I don't think I'm gonna win :D.

Ups, I did it again :D

hahahaha

I have a joke so nerdy I hope others get it!

Why did TCP visit Las Vegas?
Because he heard it was SYN city!

Sent you a follow, thanks!

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

this is such a crappy idea that I have to be part of it.

What is red, little and spits woodspan?
Red Riding Hood after she blowed Pinocchio

I even post my blog post to be as rude as it gets. Do not vote me:
https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@alexvan/2nd-introduction-this-time-the-proper-way

will join, need to get a very bad joke 🤣

You might actually win lol

Ha ha ha, that would be a first :)

Nah, that Apple's new letter-writing app without an r. iDea

Done....... Oh I think I read that wrong. Oh well, what's done is done. Sorry 'bout that.

lol no worries :)

OH NO

covfefe is a Putin's codename

:D Followed just because u look like Post Malone :D

Congratulations! (That happens to be the first song I heard from him just now) You've pointed me to an artist I've never heard of. Yep, some resemblance.

Oh shit, he does!

Hahahahah so many memes I'm stealing

Lol at first I thought it was a slow-mo of a water filled ballon getting hit by a bullet

Check the second round of this contest. It a "WORST POEM" this time:
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/join-the-worst-steemit-contest-2-first-contest-where-all-losers-win

the rule said it must a joke.
i have a joke, once upon there a king who say a joke
he say" there's one king who love to joke he always says, "there a king who love to tell a joke, he said" there were stupid king who said a joke"there is a king who love to joke"

hahaha

you should laugh it is a joke.

That's facts, not a joke :)

I see no joke here. You are perfect.
So you have been disqualified but you can try in round 2 (the worst poem):
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/join-the-worst-steemit-contest-2-first-contest-where-all-losers-win

And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Can you knit carpets in your stomach?

I am the best. I am so arrogant you can't convince yourself to upvote me. I am so much better than you. In every way there is. me > you.

Now thats a proper mindfuck! :D

Btw. Hope you didn't find any serious flaw in rules. I tried my best but its my first time creating contest.

I have a rules question, what about multiple comments and nested comments?

Yes i had same question

I only count first comment from each user. Its mentioned in brackets in Deadlines section.

The other comments are a bait so the other's dont vote your first but is it a hard work for you to ....or you have your way.

Right, but what about nested comments?

Check round two. It already has 140 comments! I'm givin 50 SBD out of my own pocket now :) Thanks for seeing something good in this concept! I would never happen without you.
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/join-the-worst-steemit-contest-2-first-contest-where-all-losers-win

Я твой контест труба шатал, мама твоя в попу ебал, в рот твой срал)

It is untranslatable russian dirty humor))) My russian friends laughed to tears))))

p.s
Thanks for the invite i've already done my worst there)))))))

@lepton I'm already in mate =) saving my votes for now. Will bomb everyone later. When exactly will it end? Steemit Knockout Series will go live in about 3 hours. Will send you an invite =)

Thanks!

You shoul enter until: Wednesday (June 28th) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

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very creative, you killed it!

I DONT GIVE A SHIT! lol!

I will I want to win, so I have to wait and be one of the last ones in. But I upvoted the post. And now I'm just bidding my time :) !! Thanks for hosting lepton!!

Nice strategy! Hope it works for you!

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A sunburnt penguin!

A nun in a blender.

a peecock

Ask Kyriacos)))

You should care :D because Round 2 of this contest is ready! Join here:
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/join-the-worst-steemit-contest-2-first-contest-where-all-losers-win

Or pick winnie-the-cock)))

No I want to win I don't care bad luck hahahaha

for you)))

Damn! I did upvote :( Anyway, Round two of this contest is ready! Wish you more luck this time!
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/join-the-worst-steemit-contest-2-first-contest-where-all-losers-win

Q: How do you make a handkerchief dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

Thanks

One girl laughed so hard that her breasts fell out from the bra.

Proof or it didn't happen

You can try it by yourself. It's not hard at all. You need a tiny bra and a girl with big boobz. Then make her laugh badly)))

Profit)

That would take a magic lamp and all three wishes.

You'd better take magic dildo and three condoms instead.

I've easily won this, my comments are basically invisible. This is an easy win for me ;)
But regarding the invisible thing:

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Thanks mate

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

I vote for you to win.