The most advanced and powerful steemitbot yet! You have to try this!

When @wizardzap isn’t out preparing for the next IBT he is actively using his magic to summon other bots into the Steemit reality.    

By an astonishing act of randomness @wizardzap is currently spawning a number of little rule breaker bots, combined he is calling them:  Slap-in-the-face-bots

These bots want to help humans, in fact the primary purpose of Slap-in-the-face-bots is to wake us up!. 

A good slap to the face with a wise comment about freedom and other stuff, is what these little bots are truly about.   

Slap-in-the-face-bots are bringing us important messages from people whom believe in freedom of speech… so I don’t think people will mind them sharing without quoting the original authors

 HOW TO WIN: The first to guess the name of at least one Steemian whom these naughty rule breaker bots have stolen quotes from– will receive 1 SBD   

To be eligible for this outstanding prize, you must up vote this post and do a reply below;

type in a reply below: !slapmeintheface 

and hit the post button, don’t type anything else, just !slapmeintheface - or it won’t work. When you have guessed the mystery Steemian reply again with their name to win! simpleZ. Once the post closes the person who guesses first will win the SBD.

Good luck! and enjoy your slap!

Fine print: Slap-me-in-the-face-bost is in no way affiliated with anarchy-bot, or ass-like-a-whale-bot, so please don’t send Steem expecting a random upvote of less then your money for less then what your post is probably worth…What? you still reading, why the hell are you reading this crap, it’s probably got some crazy rules designed to take away your cash, which is suppose to be bringing you freedom, yeah right! And what about the total turds that are pumping and dumping crypto to turn it’s name to mud to ensure it falls into it’s place under those who own 95% of the cash on the planet..Geeze will this disclaimer ever end! I really think you should stop reading now and just get a slap, cause a slap is always useful, much more useful then a career or taxes!. I mean it’s great, lets all get a career and end up in a box before our time, having achieved nothing lasting for the human race or the plants and  animals we share this planet with, lets all sit back and enjoy our retirement while our children become slaves or zombies. Thanks for reading…your still here? oh man, you need a slap bad, a glorious slap, nothing like it, you know you want a slap now, if I say slap enough times you should be mentally prepared and now wanting a slap. Thanks for reading - not.