Do you need to wear a bikini to swim with the whales?

in steemit •  8 years ago  (edited)

You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, isn't it ?

3 days ago a friend told me about Steemit, and I can't wait to offer my participation to this amazing platform. I've made a first post this morning about my first thought, hoping it will grab some attention but unfortunately it was quickly diluted in the mass of entries. Then I came across a number of post explaining how to gain upvote from the whales and decided to stick to those recommendations. I quickly understood that I had to swallow my self-esteem. :-)

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My recipe to get upvotes in 3 easy steps

  1. Catch the attention with a good punchline and cover picture
  2. Give yourself away and be honest
  3. Bring your experience to the table

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When you have a stupid idea and you can't refrain to do it

Given the attention and upvotes raised by the Beach n'Boobs posts, I decided to commit myself. I opened the closet and choose my (girlfriend's) most hype bikini. Had a ride to the nearby beach to shoot some ridiculous pics to illustrate my point. I am not sure of what I've done and I hope it will not ruin my reputation on Steemit, but all I can say is that me and my friends had to laugh a lot doing this.

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This is where I took the pictures, I think my neigbours will never look at me the same way again.

Shooting: Behind the scene

Getting the props was probably the funniest thing I had to do in the week, people on the beach lend me the hat. The bikini itself was way too tight and my balls instantly disappeared inside... Not to mention that with the cracks I heard, the fashionable piece of fabric will go straight to the garbage bin.

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Of course, I have to thanks, some people who helped me:

  • My GF for taking the pictures and devoted his bikini.
  • The 70-year-old chap on the beach who lend me his hat for the cause.
  • The few families who were swimming around to have spoiled their child perception of a perfectly peaceful beach

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We dreamt of it. We prayed for it. We waited.

Finally it happened.

This man, in time, will become Steem legend. You go Sir. You magnificent bastard.

Hahaha, i will try to do somthing crazy with this money, there is so many people in need around me.

May I suggest a TV show where you try on hats and review new memes about yourself.

Great matching hotpants lol

Nice to meet you please support my press up challenge

https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@cryptofunk/1-up-vote-1-push-up-d

I think we have a the beginnings of a new super meme, crazy gurl watch out!

This is fantastic and oddly erotic. You wear that mankini with relish, I can tell. Cheers, buddy!

Disturbing images but I ROFLed. Here have an upvote!

Brilliant !!! metrox it works
repholder, yes indeed very disturbing, laughing my ass off, well it paid doesn't it???
Well done
Thank all

Upvoted for the innocent bystanders =P
"Mommy, why is that man doing that?"
"He's hooked on Steem honey"

Wait to see what i will do with this money...

Become a whale yourself?! Or go for a mermaid transformation!!!

This is all so wrong.

Disclaimer: I upvote disturbing content lol

Million dollar post!

150 burritos, more makeup, marijuana should be in this picture as well

Hi thought about the makeup but decided to not commit myself this far... for the marijuana, look a bit closer. hahaha

ok) noticed now)

Im gonna wear a bikini and show a titts too if that can give me mad money who agree ? :p

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

2 millions

This was hilarious. I will be disappointed in peoples sense of humor if this doesn't get voted up.

Just the effort that went into this post is worth upvoting. Here are some ideas for the next post:

  • Story about how you overcame great odds as a little girl
  • Obviously photoshopped pics of you in Tahiti
  • A post about pot, like actual pots instead of the drug

You made me laugh. I encourage you do so again.

Hahaha, yes I will obviously need to look into this possibility, but the goal was to gain attention to my previous post, and see if I can give it a kick, and thanks to @rainman, it worked.

One of the funniest posts here I haven't laughed out loud literally reading a post like this and imagining the shocked looks on beachgoers faces.

We upvote boobs, not bikinis, dude... nice try, though..

Hang on!!! There are no six packs

This might be one of my favorite posts here yet! As a female content creator here I refuse to devalue myself and my posts by posting "boob shots" and "bikini shots." Staying humble and real I believe will have a much better long term return. It will be fun to see how steemit matures and grows. I just hope they find ways to encourage and reward the people who are truly striving to offer something meaningful and helpful.

Anyway, ​I love what you did here, made my morning! Time to go grab some coffee now.

You do understand that these photos will remain for eternity online.

I am affraid

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Sorry but you don't get it, he deserve a proper one

You might want to tuck your dolphin is showing.

In the background Koh Phangan?:) Five days ago we were still on the island:)

Very clever, now there is no need to copy him folks back to 'normal' beach & boobs now.

Yep it's right, great post, I am happy to make Thailand enter your stats. :-)

made my day

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

hahaha nice intro, welcome aboard @metrox !

I don't ever upvote posts that are solely memes and no content.
But I'm upvoting this one and I'm not sure why. Anyways, enjoy the upvote!

Hahahah

probably will be a very interesting idea if I took use bikini but under the sea hahahaha

I have never seen anything so god dam majestic in my entire life. Get ready metrox the modelling deals are going to be rolling in any second.

I am ready mate :-)

You've unlocked the secret steem recipe.. The Steem Gods have cracked open the steem vaults for you... ... You will forever be immortalized as "the 1st guy in a bikini riding a whale" on the block chain.... Awesome ... U deserve it my friend ..... Your'e a special kind of wonderful....!!!

hahaha this is only my first gig, get ready, I will drop a bomb tomorrow.

Bikini theory confirmed!

OMG, my retinas!!!

Upvoted for originality!

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Bold introducemyself @metrox! Gotta give you credits though!

You it is magnificent! Thanks, for good mood.
Вы великолепен! Спасибо , за хорошие настроение .

У Вас прекрасное чувство юмора, Как здорово, что есть люди,от которых всегда исходят положительные эмоции, и они могут повлиять на изменение нашего настроения!

You have a great sense of humor, it's great that there are people which always emanate positive emotions and they can affect our mood!

I think that made more sense in Russian buddy, but I'm upvoting you for at least trying.

I am a female but I am not relying on my body, I am relying on my talent to make me successful with steemit

I liked your post!

Well done bro!

Upvote for this fine piece of #tittietainment.

Lol I love it. Very smart you sexy man <3

your good

It worked! Congratulations!

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

ha ha ha

I think in order to swim with the whales , you need to have a whale tail lol @metrox

For that effort = upvoted!

As the saying goes Want appear puts a whale between the legs. ops A watermelon in the head. rsrsrs

You put Betty Boop to shame, sir!

Absolutely ridiculous

If I were a whale I would be throwing buckets of dollars at you!

Hahaha, if the reward pay for the inflatable whale i'll be more than happy.

now my 3 year old wants a "fish" like that! LOL!!!
Way to go man!

Show me your forearm. I will upvote. Hopefully it will have some visible veins.
Nice post, dear. Ha ha! Gives me some ideas!!!!!! I've remained hidden so far on steemit!!!!!! I'm trying to figure out my big REVEAL.

haha! amazing.

I'm just gonna leave this here for you...

haven't thought of this

if its stupid and it works, it aint stupid

Nice bikini :D
And a lifelike whale :)

I guess males realized how to make female identity expropriating posts in order to make money. Thumbs up! :D

Try use your feet more next time and go for a sexier pose. You're almost there.

now this is a good idea hehhe... i will try one of my wife's bikini's hehehe... anyway u look sexy bro hehehe... post more of these...

Manpower!

Nice and shameless.

Welcome @metrox to steem. You look like a fun guy to have around here. :)

Hilarious pictures 😂You show them who's boss!

Awesome whale hunting!!!!

Too funny!

you got my vote, as I say..if you have boobs and a pretty face it will be a 50% for success on steemit.... lol

So SEXYYYYYYYYYYYY! Hottie

This is great, had to be done!

haha :)

you funny bugger

)))))))))))))))))))

Funny introduction :)) you should be a model for Victoria Secret

Don't worry about your reputation, I am sure wearing a bikini is a positive as long as the internet keeps working.

Brilliant post. I wish I looked that good in a women's swimsuit. :)

You whore....lol

This post does an excellent job highlighting everything that's wrong with the current steemit model. I'm really glad that I caught the trend before I spent too much time posting content here. I'd do the bikini thing but I'm a sexy beast and don't want any more stalkers. ;)

lol you got my upvote...a good laugh for a sunday on the pc,lol

You just proved you need to be insanely crazy to get voted-up, way to go. I'm afraid I wouldn't have the courage though :)

For the win.

hahah nice bikini

Funny as shit , you have my up vote

Given that smile upon the face of your blow up whale , you have made more than just the whales of steemit happy . funny post . up vote for you and your plastic companion : )

Hahaha. It is stupid but I upvote it for invention :)))) Steemers likes tits, so you receiving money for yours tits, hahaha :)))))

And idea with marijuana is cost at least 5000$ :))))))))))))))

Ha ha, The cigar doesn't look so well

This is so funny! Thank you for the good laugh!

Its not ridiculous, its fun. Welcome to steemit metrox.

Thoes bukini looks good on you. Whatba brave thing to do

Lol! Awesome post

funny :)

And it seems work! Well done. :D

This is what we've all been waiting for!

You very sexy.. Lol..

seems to work our for you rofl. I think I personally will stick to my dignety though ;)

A very enthusiastic two thumbs up and an upvote...fine family fun! <3

Welcome! Nice to see you here!

LOL and wonder how many people were at the beach.

It was a quiet beach, about 10 people around.

You crazy freak.

забавная задумка, а главное сработало =)))

crazy

Really great idea. but I have no opportunity in my society to ware bikini ! but I want it really .

Good and creative post ! Congrats and tip those poor families! LOL

I'm hoping to have the same success with my grow new post about my Marijuana Grow Journal : https://steemit.com/marijuana/@mrweed/hello-steemit-personal-introduction-from-an-amature-marijuana-grower-and-long-time-pot-lover

Good Luck!

and here we go again... another mad idea got rewarded, and me, deep down in the sea, I'm like plankton, you can eat me anytime ;)