How to fish a big whale and earn the most up votes on Steemit

in steemit •  8 years ago  (edited)

Ok guys, i know i haven't yet fished a large whale and i figured out exactly why and how to do it, but i won't.

Here are the rules :

  1. Play the game
  2. Play by their rules
  3. Have good intentions or hide your bad intentions
  4. Be a good follower
  5. Don't question the system
  6. Be creative, funny or a bimbo girl with giant boobs
  7. Fish relationships on Slack
  8. Try to look as friendly as possible
  9. Learn how to swallow
  10. Buy a big tube of lube
  11. Repeat and repeat

This set of rules, if followed strictly, will net you a big whale up vote on your posts. Guaranteed.

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And just keep fishing consistently

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

This guy:
Herman Melville

wrote this famous book about whaling

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

why are you still here then if you've figured it out?

Cause my friend is losing all his money investing in this scam.

your friend is going to be rich! be happy for him :) he just made a great retirement plan!

My friend is going to learn by the hard way that everything that goes up goes down.

lol you sound like you dont like your friend at all :)

I'm just realistic, STEEM currency can't be kept at this level forever.

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

this has already been debunked many times, once the other services are implented on the steem blockchain it will have a sustainable eco system which will make it a great investment in all type of markets. Steemit is just the first phase, also your friend is generating a lot of steem just by holding that amount of steem power. He will become one of the many early investors that will get richer and probably get back his investment within 3 months.