Become a whale, today!

in steemit •  8 years ago  (edited)

See those little boxes? They are called social media links, or modern telephones. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret about these modern telephones. They’re not gonna dial themselves! Okay? Without you they’re just worthless hunk of pixels. Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger. And in the case of the social media, it’s up to each and every one of you, my highly trained Strattonites, my killers. My killers who will not take no for an answer! My fucking warriors who’ll not stop sharing, until their followers either buys or fucking dies! Let me tell you something. There is no nobility in poverty. I’ve been a whale, and I’ve been poor man. And I choose whale every fucking time. Cause, at least as a whale, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo wearing a $2000 suit …and $40,000 gold fuckin’ watch! Now, if anyone here thinks I’m superficial or materialistic. Go get a job at fucking Facebook, because that’s where you fucking belong! But, before you depart this site full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you, go on. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you’re pullin’ up to a red light in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person’s gonna pull up right alongside you in a brand new Porsche, with their beautiful wife by his side, whose got big voluptuous tits. And who will you be next to? Some disgusting wilder beast with three days of razor-stubble in a sleeveless moo-moo, crammed in next to you with a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club! That’s who you’re gonna be sitting next to. So, you listen to me and you listen well. Are you behind, on your credit card bills? Good. Get on social media and start sharing about steem. Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good. Get on social media and start sharing about steem. Does your girlfriend think you’re a fucking loser? Good. Get on social media and start sharing about steem! I want you to deal with your problems, by becoming rich! All you have to do today is open your social media accounts, and speak the words that I have taught you. And I’ll make you richer than the most powerful CEO of the United States of fucking America. I want you to go out there, and I want you to RAM Steem Tokens down your followers throats. Till they fucking choke on it till they choke on it and buy 10,000 steem tokens! That’s what I want you to do. You’ll be ferocious! You’ll be relentless! You’ll be social media fucking terrorists! Now, let’s knock this Motherfucker out of the park!

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But what if I'm a carnivore that likes hairy women? I kid! Very inspiring post. Thanks for the kick in the butt! Everyone can use a little motivation. Who am I kidding? I can use A LOT of motivation!
As someone new to steemit , I was a bit skeptical. But the community seems really encouraging and there's an air of togetherness that I don't see in other social media platforms. This makes steemit totally unique; besides, one can actually earn here as opposed to other sites.