Hey there, my friends and followers.
I am making a pledge to reach 1000 Steemit followers within the next 24 hours or I will commit ritual seppuku.
Context
Last night I told my wife that @papa-pepper had over 3k followers.
Her response was something like "and you don't even have a thousand?"
And... that's about it.
How I plan to do this
Well, by doing the kind of stuff that I talk about all the time here lol
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I'm going to comment like crazy, curate, and post a bunch, and hopefully in 24 hours from this point I will not have to cut my own guts out.
Luckily, I have 960 followers already, so I only have 40 to go.
:)
You are so stupid, either that or a big fat liar. Commiting suicide is not worth it just because you didnt reach 1000 followers. You are just trying to make people follow you in a very cheap way.
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Not just suicide, seppuku.
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Its better than committing Sudoku.
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Honorable Subaru
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I hate to be that guy, but you seem to be making light of suicide with this post. Exotic ritualized suicide, but suicide nonetheless. Not cool.
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You're not the only one who thinks that @nocturnal
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Is possible to make it in less than 24 hours
39 needed only..
I hope to have in the next 24 hours 1001 Followers
and I hope also some of my followers to follow you soon
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30 left...
Perhaps I have a chance.
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38 left now!
Only 38 people with a functional hand required.
I think 150 comments is all you need.
Or another exceptional Shayism post.
EDIT: Just checked mine. Highest I got in a day is 42. If an Asian can do it, Americans must. :P
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Shayism?
That's a new one!!!
LOL!!!
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Almost begging for followers... Just kidding, you're providing so much helpful content week after week. You deserve it! ;-)
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lol
Yeah, I'm not really begging. Just saying -- if I don't get them, seppuku.
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Hey looks like you're almost there. A last little push and you might make it safe. Resteemed!
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unfollow :D
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I knew it! It's backfiring!!! lol
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"Do not beg for followers"
Plan suicide instead...kek
😂😂😂😂
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I could unfollow and refollow you, but that wouldn't really help....
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lol!
I wouldn't be surprised if posting about doing this will only backfire XD
Maybe I don't know my followers as well as I thought I did haha
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎
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Wow That is extreme hahahaha . But sure I am gonna try to reach the 200 followers as well
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Seppuku! I'd like to see that. Will you be filming and then posting? JK. Keep up the good work and you'll get there. You have a great channel.... is that what we call it here on steemit? Page? IDK. Enjoyed.
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I'll make sure to livestream it on YouTube if I don't reach the goal.
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right now you've got 962, only 38 to go 😉🤣 ,resteemed hopelly some of my meager following will click onto you
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:(
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You have dishonored your family.
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Goodluck! Upvote followed resteemed clapping nodding dancing sacrificing to odin.
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Odin be praised!!
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha ! OH MY!
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Good-luck i am sure you will do it !!!
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"Her response was something like "and you don't even have a thousand?"
And... that's about it." Now that's funny. Thanks for the good laugh. Glad to be part of the 1000 already
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Yep, that's my marriage lol
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Already following you. :)
Wow 1000, I was proud of reaching 100 today.
Wishing you good luck in achieving your goal.
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Wait!...Wait!...Wait!...let me get my follow in... and here i was shooting for 10....LOL
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You're a life saver!!! lol
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now, only 39 to go,
go go go :)
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Did it!!
:D
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cheers !!
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holy crap dude.. jus means your articles are good. Thanks for the boost in SP as I think this time next week I'll be over 50SP
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Keep it up man! I believe in you :D
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awww shucks.. I'm gonna jump off a building and fly now (please don't take that literally)
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Please don't die. Steem is only at the beginning !
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I didn't die!
:D
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I have but only one follow to give....would you be needing my 110 Buck knife?
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I might have needed it, but it looks like I'm safe -- for now!!
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You're on 972 and I'm on 981. Who will get to 1000 first? Ironic that my post about not following back seemed to gain me a few
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Lol yeah. And I resteemed that's one too -- just before posting this! Lol
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Cheers. It's not a competition, unless you want it to be :)
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I see you got your 1000. Congratulations. I just need another 4. Need to go fishing for minnows :)
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You did it!!
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You will make it....1000 steemit followers and more than 1000 followers...wishes you good luck :-)
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I'm all ready following!!! what can i do
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We did it!
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It's not possible but if anyone should reach, let me know i would have a tip for them
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Did it ;)
https://steemit.com/steemit/@shayne/1000-f-o-l-l-o-w-e-r-s-how-steemit-saved-my-life
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If I could, I would follow you twice. :p
JK!I hope you reach 1000 soon. :)
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I appreciate the support!
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