/!\ Disclaimer : This is a parody.

Since everyone's doing it, I figured I'd do a proper introduction. My name is Mark, you probably know me as CEO of Facebook. I'm excited to be here and I want to share my experience in social networking gained from Facebook to the community.

Things i like about Steemit

The community

Thank's Steemers the community have amazing talents. I've personaly made 2 friends already in 4 days and i'm looking forward to see how it will go after this introduction.

The officials

I've been talking to Steem officials and they are really cool guys.

Things they must improve

A clean feed

In Facebook we make your feed shine. We don't let people post unmoral content on our platform. We have a full team working doing a good job to control content and find out what is moral or not. For example there is no place for a boobs. There are porn sites for this, it make sense.

Advertisement for make economy run

We have calculated with our team that a feed need 1 advertisement every 4 article. That make a perfect mix of friend and companies. That create a big economy and jobs in Facebook.

You want money? You can request it on Facebook

No need to create a complicated blockchain for get reward. On Facebook you can simply ask your friends to burrow you money and transfer it using Paypal. That can be very quick no need to wait 2 days.

We don't have whales

We care a lot about equality on Facebook, that's why 1 people = 1 like. We don't give more visibility to people because they are talented or because they have money. That's not a fair system and you are right to complain about it. I've been talking about this to my team and we all think that whales should stay in sea in peace.

Real infrastructure that look forward

We have more than 60,000 dataservers around the world, this is huge. And we are converting all dataservers to be eco friendly see the news : http://www.informationweek.com/data-centers/facebook-builds-next-gen-data-center-in-ireland/d/d-id/1324080 on 2028 it will be 100% eco friendly. Is this 100 Steem miners/witnesses are eco friendly? I'm not sure.

Team culture

In Facebook all our employees get the best atmosphere to give the best of them self. We have free restaurants, many activities and ping pong tables in any local. This is a need for a startup to make the talents emerge on employees. Sorry @ned and @dan what you got in your 10 m²office?

It's a Ponzi scheme

A lot of people have been alerted you on this website and you probably already know. It's a Ponzi scheme. Did you see how your "Steem" power grow? That is obviously something wrong.

It will all fall down

Believe me or not, it will fall down. The Steem coin will go down to $0.25. I've read a lot and have very good relationships with finance elite and they all think same.