Love Thy Body -Steemit Fanfict - By @skeptic

One day, @gamer00 woke up.

He got out of bed and walked to the bathroom
"Uuuuuuuurgh", @gamer00 said. "Uuuuuuu that was a greaaaat sleep."
But then he looked up with surprise. "Wait a goshdarn moment," @gamer00 said confusedly (as he really was confused). "That is not my voice!"
An alien sound came from @gamer00s mouth. It was dark, evil, horrific. It was @randowhale's voice!
"Ooooh shiii!" @gamer00 explained!
He ran towards the bathrooom and with his hearth bouncing beatedly in his chest looked into the mirror.

It was the evil eyes of @randowhale starring back at @gamer00!

“Well that was odd” @gamer00 heard himself say in @randowhale’s voice. @gamer00 walked back to the bed and inspected it.
“Huh well,” @gamer00 said as that was not his bed. it was a bed with dark red sheets of silk and velvet all around the bed, skulls were adorning it..

Suddenly a retarded flaggot ran in. “Master!, the Steempower is reacting!"

“Oh, so that’s what it does,” @gamer00 said to himself.
“Well, uh, you there, go and do something about it,” @gamer00 yelled hoping that he sounded just like the villain.
“Oh, oh yes we will!” said the flaggot and suddenly the flaggot grabbed his small sword and called the others! “We got you now, @gamer00!”
“OMFG, how did you know?!”
“Because @randowhale is left-handed and he never removes his vibrating didlo butplug!”
“Shiiiii,” @gamer00 said shittingly, “fuck your right. How could I have forgotten that!”

@gamer00 ran away from the mob of flaggots, towards the windows. There was a terrass looking over the Apartment of @randowhale. @gamer00 first took a sheet of the bed and then jumped from the terrass! With using the sheet, he then landed safely on the ground.

“Get him,” yelled another flaggot and more and more came running down from the corridors. There was a shitton!

“Shiiiiii!” @gamer00 exclaimed. How was he now going to get out?!

"NHaahaahahaaa," said @randowhale laughingly. "I didn think it would be this easy.

@gamer00 looked up and looked at himself, but he knew it wasn't him.

"Finally," @randowhale said and looked appreciatingly at himself in a mirror (cuz @randowhale had a new body). "A body better suited for my brains."

"Ah yes, I see you're confused," said @randowhale when @gamer00 looked at him confusedly. "All this time, all these years we battled and I fought you... I really just wanted to experience your body up close (a/n but not in a sexual way!!! LUlz pervs!)."
"And now...." @randowhale said again while moving his finger down @gamer00's body. "I can make my access to your body... permanent."

@gamer00 felt aweful. He didn't want to die in @randowhale's ugly weak distugisting body! How was @gamer00 going to get out of this?!

But then, @gamer00 saw it!
The Steempower hanging around @randowhale's...well, @gamer00's neck!
And @gamer00 knew the Steempower was what caused this to happen!

@gamer00 had a plan!
@randowhale," @gamer00 said, faking his depressions, "let me touch my body one more time, before I have to say goodbye to it forever."
@randowhale looked quite interested in that proposal. After all, he won!
@gamer00 saw his chance.
He grabbed hold of the Steempower and BANM! Within a puff of purple smoke, @gamer00 had his body back!

"Nooooooo!!" said @randowhale and looked down with disappointment .

Then @gamer00 smacked @randowhale in the face. "That's for giving me a bad body!"
@randowhale ran. Crying. In shame like the little flaggot bitch he is..

And @gamer00? Well, from now of on, @gamer00 would be more appreciative and careful with his body!

The End

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