Friday 100 STEEM giveaway. Let's have a giggle..!! (Part 2 of 2 Friday Giveaway)

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FRIDAY GIVEAWAY - PART 2


Go on, let's have a giggle..!!

50 STEEM giveaway for the first 5 funniest jokes.

Each gets 10 STEEM.

Paid only if it makes me laugh..!! haha haha


Stephen

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Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"

haha haha. 10 STEEM on its way. Stephen

Thanks.. Have a Great Weekend..

You are very welcome. Likewise, have a great weekend. Stephen

-Dad, is it difficult to make pancakes?
-Not at all: you take flour, eggs ...
-Do it, please, if it's not difficult.

But I have to warn you first: This one is deadly!

Why does everyone say to the MOON with STEEM?

(because STEEM eventually RISE'S, even underwater)

;)

Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Fck you, say daddy!
Baby: F
ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: Fck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b
tch.

  • Your sexual orientation
  • Right-hander ....

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What's the difference between a toilet and a female?
You don't have to cuddle the toilet after dropping a load in it.

  • Stephen, but how do you understand that you are a brutal man?
  • Mom said.

-Son, where do you dream of working?
-I dream to work ???!!!

-Knock Knock.
-Who's there?
-The police, open up."
-You have to wait, I ... I'm pissing.
-We see it, the phone booth is glass.

Recipe for Snowflakes

1 part Millennial
1 part government funded left leaning University
1 part affirmative action
mix all three parts for one to four years, and set them out into the real world and watch them melt!
For more nutty snowflakes add
1 part mercury or 1 part GMO foods

-Happy people do not rude in queues, do not swear in public transport and do not gossip about colleagues!
-Because happy people do not stand in lines, do not travel in public transport and do not have colleagues!

Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.