Stupid Writing Prompts - A Stupid Introduction

Hi I'm Luis and this is Stupid Writing Prompts. I aim to create daily writing prompts you might actually find enjoyable. They might be outrageous, ridiculous, silly or offensive. Yup, offensive. I'm not trying to offend, but shit, some people are easily offended. Just yesterday I saw a guy get offended by a woman who identified herself as a vegan. That's it. Apparently, he took this to me that she was a self-righteous snob. But all she was saying was that she was a fan of avocado. Hell, for all I know she could have been a total asshole, but he didn't even give her the chance. The label alone was enough for him. All I'm saying is whether you're pro-bacon or pro-avocado give a person a chance to be a dick before you hate them. Anyway, I digress. So, yeah, this is Stupid Writing Prompts. Come play, won't you?