Daily Steemit Faucet post for 15th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

in steemit •  7 years ago  (edited)

STEEMIT Matters

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.

No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.

Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.

Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.

Check the STEEMIT Matters Facebook Group. Give your Steemit ID or you won't be allowed into this Closed Group.

Today's Sponsors are:

Please follow them and Comment/Resteem/Upvote their posts to show gratitude.

Faucet Jackpot

If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 14 SBD sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.

The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.

New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".

SponsorSBD Donated
@sydesjokes10.000
@joanstewart2.500
@fhstralow1.500
Total14.000

Faucet Payouts

The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/

If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.

Buy SuperiorCoin -> http://csyd.es/BuySUP/

Register for a Kryptonia account and earn SuperiorCoins for doing tasks.

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

Past Faucet Posts

Faucet DateSponsorsCommentsUpvotesSBD Payout
14th May 201882515582.40
13th May 2018102245252.40
12th May 201871925202.10
11th May 201882415642.40
9th May 2018113005532.80
8th May 201882905653.20
7th May 2018102015342.50
6th May 2018102425133.20
5th May 2018102675603.20
4th May 201882725493.00
3rd May 201892965783.00
2nd May 2018112505424.50
1st May 2018112405453.00
Faucet Posts for April 2018567812827104.70
Faucet Posts for March 2018380711626147.50
Faucet Posts for February 201823917673211.00
Faucet Posts for January 201850025940213.81
Faucet Posts for December 201790572719.00
Totals2104945899733.71


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Great support

Great support

thanks!

Thanks as always

You cannot find peace by avoiding life. Virginia Woolf

I'm in!

I love your Faucet, Sir!

Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.

And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!

So gross...

could be worse lol

Nice updates always

Is it still open?

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"

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Happy 15th!! Payday for some!!
Joy

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Life is for living!

We have only one life and we got it enjoy it

very nice!

Everything will be alright in the end. If it's not alright, it's not yet the end.

~unknown

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

Thank you, blessings!

Thanks man

«El único medio de conservar el hombre su libertad es estar siempre dispuesto a morir por ella»

Edgar Allan Poe.

Wish me best of luck, friends follow me if you like

I suspect that asking for followers is why your reputation has dropped below 25.

I really have missed alot on here..
Only yesterday tho

failed my exam today, just saying

Congratulations! You received a 100% upvote from @kryptoniabot.

Remember to receive votes from @kryptoniabot

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  2. Use the tags KRYPTONIA or SUPERIORCOIN in your Steemit post.
  3. Steemit reputation score above 25.

Good job sir

I hope i will get more of this daily faucet

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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Good job, thanks.

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Thanks

thanks

Thanks

Thanks

Thank you, blessings!

thanks for the new day @sydesjokes

Man: Hi, do you want to dance?

Woman: Yeah, sure!

Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!

keep up the good work @sydesjokes.. payments always received

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Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

Doctor: “Every two hours.”

Be you...do you...for you.
Thanks!! A big hugh for you.

thank you very much...

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Thanks for your post @sydesjokes

Very nice from you!

cool! thx

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Nice post

Please Stop - @steemfire

You just said "nice post" and in your your last 100 comments you used 41 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 18 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 62.88% and Bot: 11.28%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”

The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”

Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”

Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”

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once again thx!

Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!

Thank you!

You are Great! thank you so much

well what

Thank you, blessings!

thanks! a big hug!

When you stop chasing the wrong things you give the right things a chance to catch you. ~Lolly Daskal

I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.

thank you

Muchas gracias, @sydesjokes

Thanks friend!

Present, thank you.

Everyday is a star 🌟 something beautiful

“Entrepreneurs Are Great At Dealing With Uncertainty And Also Very Good At Minimizing Risk. That’s The Classic Entrepreneur.” – Mohnish Pabrai

Thank you

Thank you sir. Have a good day.

Have a happy tuesday! Thank you friend.

I'm grateful!! Thank you for all.

Regards sir Colin! Blessings...

Thank you, always and forever!

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take a break...

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.” LOTR

Thanks for the faucet!!! :D

its great!

present!!

saludos apreciados amigos!

present <3 <3

present man!

Thank you, Mr. Colin, for your wonderful work. and to each sponsor.
@fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@joanstewart
@mariannewest
@masterroshi
@mawit07
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes

Regards my friend! Thank you for all

Thank you for support friend! Luck...

Love you @sydesjokes and your faucet

Thank you very much mr Colin! Regards and luck

Infinite thanks every day, Mr. Colin. and to each sponsor
@fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@joanstewart
@mariannewest
@masterroshi
@mawit07
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

Hello! Thanks for your help Mr Colin!

Thank you infinitely to all and all Mr. Colin

Grateful as ever with your contributions!

upvoted and resteemed..thanks

Thank you Mr Colin! Greetings and good vibes for all your help

Thanks for support Mr Colin! I'm very grateful

Thank you Colin. It's very important friend :)

saludos!!

thank you @sydesjokes

Thanks! First time here (:

Why did the programmer sneeze?

He caught a code

repotandome fielmente!

LETS DO IT