Daily Steemit Faucet post for 28th April 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

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STEEMIT Matters

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I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.

No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.

Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.

Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.

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Faucet Payouts

The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/

If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.

Buy SuperiorCoin -> http://csyd.es/BuySUP/

Register for a Kryptonia account and earn SuperiorCoins for doing tasks.

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

Past Faucet Posts

Faucet DateSponsorsCommentsUpvotesSBD Payout
27th April 201862164914.00
26th April 201882315184.40
25th April 201862325034.00
24th April 201871964823.30
23rd April 2018112224544.10
22nd April 201882295044.20
21st April 201872374814.00
20th April 201862944973.40
19th April 201872064533.30
18th April 201852254575.50
17th April 201861814123.50
16th April 201842184799.00
15th April 201852164643.50
14th April 201831934195.50
13th April 201842094403.00
12th April 201841994462.50
11th April 201841654005.00
10th April 201841673785.00
9th April 201841824442.50
8th April 201841283672.00
6th April 201841333382.00
5th April 201841483772.00
4th April 201841163632.00
3rd April 201841573802.00
2nd April 201841714032.50
1st April 201841333612.00
Faucet Posts for March 2018380711626147.50
Faucet Posts for February 201823917673211.00
Faucet Posts for January 201850025940213.81
Faucet Posts for December 201790572719.00
Totals1710937277685.51


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This comment has received a 0.26 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @avtoledy.

Reporter interviews a man: “Sir, you’ve lived next to this highway for 20 years, do you feel that it has somehow influenced you?”

The man: “NOOooooo, NOOoooo, NOOooo…”

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Just imagine, you’re a pair of jogging pants. You expect a nice and easy life of lying on the sofa. And then WTF?! You get bought by an ambitious jogger!

Thank you for this awesome faucet

Thanks as usual :)

This comment has received a 0.19 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @pandasquad.

Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. John Wooden

In the morning there is a huge difference between 7:00 and 7:05

Thanks for my payment! Thanks for these AWESOME Faucets! Thanks Sponsors! STEEMIT is truly the Caring Social Network! Let's all work together to make the world a better, loving place and to get as many upvotes as possible on these AWESOME Faucets! Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)

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I'm soon to be a hamster on a wheel!

Hii @fitinfun, I didn’t get you.

I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

drip drip drip. Added 8 cents to the pot.

I fell from a 10 meter high ladder today!

I didn't get any injuries, I was still on the first step when it happened.

Someone asked me to go for a walk and all I can think of is why does my dog get so excited when I ask him if he wants to go for walk?

The most consistent faucet on Steemit and Colin pays like clockwork. Congratulations 👏

Thanks for this one. :)

Snow expected again.... Almost summer ☹️

That's no good! Come to Thailand! I get cold at about 75 degrees now :)

My wife is from Thailand. She is suffering from the cold now :)

In our chaotic and confused world, not many things remain unchanged. Down through the changing years of our lives, however, there has been one constant - and that unchanging center is God himself. --Al Bryant

This is very true and keeps me centered. Did you see my monk wires post? I did it with you in mind :)

Thank you! No ! I missed it. Will check it out now.

Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.

The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!

The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!

Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.

little promo for a new Steemit user:
@natch

Thanks you brother.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. Lol

great initiative! thx

Happy weekend!

Thanks for your Faucet post 28rd April 2018..........

Many thanks, you are great!

Thnx for 28th April 2018 FAUCET.

Thanks Colin for sharing the information

Thank you for this!

Thank you as always @sydesjokes

Nice :)

A nice week-end to all steemophiles 😉

Every opportunity is good. Thanks

just keep on...

con mas entusiasmo

Early to bed and late to rise, makes a man just lazy

There is no place like home

thanks man and great job

No me quiero quedar atras

huge thanks @sydesjokes

thank you @sydesjokes

thank you

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Is that baron harkonnen from dune?

lol!

You're probably one of very few who knows who I'm on about

𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮, 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂. 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓷.

big thanks to you!

Thanks for the help!

This is great.

Thanks as always

What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show? A cat-has-trophy.

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𝙸 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝, 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠.

Thanks!

Sometimes we are so busy living our fears that we forgot to live our dreams. - Steven Aitchison

"The No. 1 reason people fail in life is because they listen to their friends, family, and neighbors." Napoleon Hill

Woot for Saturday!

thank you sydesjokes.
No jokes today, just upvote :)

Very restful that way.

You can do everything what you want if you want it enough

thanks

Have an excellent Saturday ;)

Nothing is impossible when you do the deeds with humbleness.

sigamos creciendo

love this post

Thanks!

Good

Thank u

thank you!!!

Merci!

thanks!!

Steem will reach 100$ soon....what you think???

There's no wrong on trying!

love your faucet

thank you friend :)

Doctor: “Do you do sports?”

Patient: “Does sex count?”

Doctor: “Yes.”

Patient: “Then no.”

Спасибо за предоставленную щедрость)

Life.

Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser…

What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!

thank you sir for your help.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

Thanks for do this. You are the best!

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Thank you @sydesjokes for this faucet.

Thanks @syesjokes

Enjoy your weekend everyone

thank you

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Thank you so much

Checking in..

When you change the way you think, you can change the way you feel.

David D. Burns, When Panic Attacks

Thank you Colin

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Ty

wow.it's new one faucet.thank you sooooo much @sydesjokes

La economía es un círculo vicioso y necesario.

If you want to know all, forget all. (the Buddha)

Good stuff

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Thanks a lot!

Thanks for the faucet