Daily Steemit Faucet post for 4th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

in steemit •  7 years ago  (edited)

STEEMIT Matters

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.

No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.

Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.

Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.

Check the STEEMIT Matters Facebook Group. Give your Steemit ID or you won't be allowed into this Closed Group.

Today's Sponsors are:

Please follow them and Comment/Resteem/Upvote their posts to show gratitude.

Faucet Jackpot

If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 11.500 sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.

The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.

New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".

SponsorSBD Donated
@sydesjokes10.000
@fhstralow1.500
Total11.500

Faucet Payouts

The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/

If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.

Buy SuperiorCoin -> http://csyd.es/BuySUP/

Register for a Kryptonia account and earn SuperiorCoins for doing tasks.

Join my SydesJokes Faucet Discord channel.

Past Faucet Posts

Faucet DateSponsorsCommentsUpvotesSBD Payout
3rd May 201892965783.00
2nd May 2018112505424.50
1st May 2018112405453.00
Faucet Posts for April 2018567812827104.70
Faucet Posts for March 2018380711626147.50
Faucet Posts for February 201823917673211.00
Faucet Posts for January 201850025940213.81
Faucet Posts for December 201790572719.00
Totals1856940458706.51


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Daily facet is a blessing.

This comment has received a 0.28 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @avtoledy.

This comment has received a 0.07 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @morewin.

This comment has received a 0.21 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @joeness.

My step mother came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes off.
So I took off her blouse.
She said, “Now off with the skirt.”
I did, and she continued, “Now take off my stockings.”
And when I did that, she said, “Now the bra and the panties.”
I took them off. She continued, “And don’t ever let me catch you wearing my stuff again!”

You had to preserve wisdom and history where you found it. Otherwise, the Currents of time and strife would erode it to obscurity.

Je m'appelle Mercy

Thanks again

thanks as always :)

This comment has received a 0.04 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @geeklife.

May the 4th be with you

This comment has received a 0.11 % upvote from @speedvoter thanks to: @mrzurkon.

Thank you VERY much for all that you do for the GREAT STEEMIT COMMUNITY! Thank you VERY much Sponsors! It is more than appreciated! Love and Compassion! I hope that everyone has a VERY blessed weekend! Let's all work together to make the world a more kinder place and to get as MANY upvotes as possible on these out of this world Faucets! Two thumbs up! All the VERY best! Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)

Thanks :)

upvoted and resteemed

What do I have in common with a Victoria’s Secret best model?

I’m hungry, too.

Faucet renewal? ;)

It took me a second look to catch the meaning of "Faucet renewal?;)". It is because @SydesJokes has added something to the faucet as an added bonus. I think it is a brilliant idea myself. That faucet is freaking me out, lol. Good one.!

Good morning! 😎

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present

800 upvotes is possible :)

Yes, it is very possible and there is no doubt we will get there but how long will it take. I plan to add 8.5 SBD if we reach this new goal before May 31st, 2018. It is going to take everyone getting their friends to get involved to make it happen.

Thanks Bro

gracias por el faucet

Thank God it is Friday!!
Joy

TGIF and weeknd is coming!☺
Have a nice weekend!!

Welcome to new jackpot system.

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Thanks again :)

keep up the good work

Wonderful one, I like this.

nice faucet

“Develop an ‘Attitude of Gratitude’. Say thank you to everyone you meet for everything they do for you.” – Brian Tracy

Thx today again

thank you!

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!

Dont sit like a rock work like a clock

Hello

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

  • Mark Twain

Nice one, thanks @sydesjokes and sponsor

Please Stop - @cryptocheta

You just said "nice one" and in your your last 100 comments you used 89 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 1 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 76.20% and Bot: 6.00%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

Volatility is a friend


Have a great day
Tom

Thank you very much Sir.

Keep doing whatever it is you love doing and do it well! Soon it would pay off

Daily facet is a blessing.

"I stand corrected," said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

Thank you very much Sir.

Good

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My friends say there's a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.

its really a great work.thanks dear @sydesjokes .

Thank good it's friday ;-)

Blessed!

thanks :-)

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you for this

Thanks for sharing

Thanks again..

Some say Red Bulls gives you wings, I say love gives you wings.

Thanks you!

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Hans Christian Andersen

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😊

“Bitcoin promises to take at least some of that power away from governments and hand it to people. That alone augurs significant political, cultural, and economic clashes.” - Paul Vigna

Thanks for your Faucet post 4th May 2018..........

"I once was found, but now I'm LOST" - Day 1 Steemian.

😁😁😁

" We all live under the same sky, but don't all have the same horizon "

Good morning to all the Steemits,
Do not wait for the good times to be happy, be happy and the good times will come, thanks to the sponsors for their dedication. @ drpuffnstuff
@fhstralow
@jacobzeema = 8 days
@joanstewart
@mariannewest
@ rlt47 = 1 day
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes

Thank you!

Gracias!!!!

Thank you for your help Mr. Sydes!

thanks

Thank you and have a good day :)

What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?

Pollution.

What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?

Solution.

Thanks again!

Come on, we have to reach 1000 upvotes!

Have a great Weekend ! Thank you <3

Have a beautiful day
you will build it with your acts,
with your love and your passion for life.
thanks to the sponsors, @drpuffnstuff
@fhstralow
@jacobzeema = 8 days
@joanstewart
@mariannewest
@ rlt47 = 1 day
@suomibotti
@sydesjokes.

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thanks again 👍👍👍

Thank you

Thank you

thank you

something something star wars

"Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm." --Winston Churchill

let us together to mutually vout blog each other @ zuhrafriska

There remains always a way out for success.

Start a day with a nice cup of coffee it's the best!!

Nice post!

thank you

thank you :)

Happy day ;)

present!!

🤘

That's so much Colin!

“Imagine Your Life Is Perfect In Every Respect; What Would It Look Like?” – Brian Tracy

Thanks as always

gg thanks dood!!!

Thanks for this faucet

Thanks, Colin! Have a nice day, everybody!

present!!

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

Thanks!!!

Thank you!!!

Como siempre aqui. Saludos

Thanks!!!

Thanks

Hi un José from Nicaragua thx for this initative in my country the grandmas say's to their grandsons "good is always stronger than Evil, but its less noisy" havea nice day. I would like to sponsor this.

Present <3

present!

Present man! <3

Muchas gracias por tu ayuda!

Accumulating the upvotes

Gracias, bendecido viernes.

Thanks u

Thanks!

Greetings from Singapore

upvote.

Thanks for the faucet!! Excellent post!!

thanks man and keep working

You are too generous Colin. Thank you for your donation. Happy weekend.

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Gracias por el faucet friend @sydesjokes

I can dance f get 1 SBD

Thanks as always

Heck yeah it's Friday !

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We are the fastest curation team on steemit and we support @sydesjokes. Thank you.

Geese are so obnoxious

Happy Hour starts now

thank you

love it

i like ur post

love u

you are awesome

thank u

Thanks for the job friend

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Peace !

Thank you as alwalys .

Life is one, although cats have 9.

I wish you a happy day and a better life

Thank you for your faucet :)

you really have a good heart for giving this faucet daily!!!

DIOS LOS BENDIGA A TODOS

nice updates

Nice job on here.am just beginning to see values in what you do

We win again! The #hiddenleaf patrol.

Checking in..

The wise does at once what the fool does at last

"Success is not final; failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts."

-- Winston S. Churchill

i joined

This is great!, thanks

Very helpful, thank you

Very helpful, thank you

Wonderful

Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “

Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”

Finally Friday, ready for the weekend

I thought I’d tell you a good time travel joke – but you didn't like it.

Very nice!

Super-puper!

Yehooooo!

Thanks for your post @sydesjokes

Gracias @sydesjokes

Nice post

gracias

thanks.

Thank you very much!

faucet for life (Y)

thanks for the new day

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Thanks

It is friday again already.

Thanks for the faucet.

“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.” – Will Rogers

Thank you for always being a blessing @sydesjokes!😊images (1).jpeg

Thanks again ☺️

Ok... I am here....is friday and I have a dream....Thaks!!! :D

May the 4th be with you!!

It ain’t over till it’s over. - Yogi Berra

Thanks for the faucet.

Thank you as always. :)

Hello World!

Hello Im back!!

After a long time, I managed to get my chance again. Thanks

gracias

Hoy, es Viernes y el cuerpo lo sabe

A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.

be yourself

great

Ty

Thanks Colin for sharing

Thankyou

ty

Thanks for the faucet

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. ~Walt Disney

Thanks, @sydesjokes @drpuffnstuff @fhstralow @jacobzeema @joanstewart @mariannewest @rlt47 @suomibotti

Sending an inspirational comment

This is a new way to run Faucets, I like it.

@acont

Thanks

almost 500 upvotes..😁😉

Thanks @sydesjokes

Thanks to all sponsors

thank you!

thanks

Keep go on
It’s nice contest

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kriptonia.. exelente

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gracias.

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I entered this meme into the memechallenge#66 so here it is again for you guys !!! lol haha hope you enjoy it

Thanks for the faucet really appreciate ,, much love @sydesjokes

Buenas Noches Hermano, buena Post. Forma muy justa de generar ganancia

Thank God it is Friday!!

Thanks for this great idea, i will try it in the next days and see how it goes. Greetings.

«Toma a tus personajes de la mano y llévalos firmemente hasta el final, sin ver otra cosa que el camino que les trazaste.»

Keep doing this great job!

Hi thx for this! is a awesome idea!

I am new here and I support @sydesjokes. Thank you.

Thank You! @sydesjokes

Thanks for sharing your rewards with us friend. Good luck!

"The one who gives should not remember again, but the one who receives should never forget" Thank you friend.

Happy Friday. Thanks friend, your help is very important!

God Bless

Thankful for all your help, friend. Happy day!

thanks. great way to share

God bless you for your daily contributions!

Your help is well received!

Today, Friday, I wish you a happy day. Thank you very much!

Thanks for your help. Have a great day.

Greetings friend, a pleasure to receive your help!

Happy to get part of your rewards. God bless you!

Feed the minnows! YUM

Thank you for this initiative that benefits many people!

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thanks for your help daily friend. Greetings and have a nice day!

"Everyone tells you what is best for you. I do not want you to look for the answers but to create theirs. Stop collecting information from the outside and start looking for it inside yourself."

thanks

Thanks for the reward

thank you @sydesjokes and all the sponsors.

Thank you sir. More blessings to come :)

thank you!

Who came first? the chicken or the egg ? 😂

Thank you

Have you heard @SydesJokes Famous Daily Faucet has made a challenge to the Daily Faucet sponsors and participants. "If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 11.500 sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.

The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.

New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".'' In order to reach this goal we are all going to have to share the faucet and get our friends and family to participate daily and get them to share with their friends. I will personally donate another 8.5 SBD if we can get this accomplished on or before May 31st, 2018.

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I am back again. missed the faucet last week!

thank you.

Thank you , this really help beginer like me

Thank you for your hard working.

Wow faucet jackpot added to daily faucet.

"Beware of the Jaberwock my son, the jaws that bite, the claws that catch." Jaberwocky, Alice in Wonderland

Awesome stable program.

new mix coming soon

This is really nice

Thank you.

Thanks again

Good afternoon everyone have a great evening !!

Tanks you :D

Hve a great weekend!!

Always Looking forward to cashing out on Your Faucet payments . You're doing a Great Job

Thank you for your support Sir have a great day :)

thanks for running this !

Congratulations @sydesjokes!
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