Step One
- Pull up the last article you read. If you don't like to read, google "mediocre content".
- Reload your browser after it crashes (because it will have attempted to load Steemit).
- Pick the first article you find.
Step Two
- Plagiarize the shit out of that piece.
No need for original content, trust me you're in good company, just copy and paste. - Get chased by Cheetah bot
Step Three
- Add some stars, and dashes or some shit to shake that cheetah bitch.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ ✧$@#$%^&* ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Step Four
- Remember, don't put any extra effort into your post, 100 words or less please! People have short attention spans.
- Throw in a smattering of random pics that may or may not have anything to do with the actual subject matter. Make this picture your header.
- I googled "kitten-gummybear-lightsaber-battle", but you get the idea.
Step Five
- If you're thinking about reviewing your post for grammatical errors and good sentence structure, remember: editing is for losers. Add a dope ass click bait title, and post that shit like a boss!
- Await likes.
Bonus Tips:
- Please, please, please don't forget to power up and Upvote (yourself), that self-goats not gonna get itself!
- Throw in your posts sources (just kidding)
- Realize you've sold your soul to Steemit for .50 cent (sh*t!).
- Tag post: bitcoin cryptocurrency steemit sadness
Until next time.
It's your move
JESS
*This rant was brought to you by mediocrity: "The quality of something that is not very good."
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ugh, stupid steemit
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Well, that mistake got paid :-)
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yeah, no kidding. I tried to close out to write another article, then accidentally deleted the whole post. Then duplicated. Then yeah.. I guess it worked out. Somehow I am still irked by the nuances of steemit
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Just steemit things.
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This is pretty hilarious. I like your style. Followed.
Full disclosure: the swimsuit pic is what got my attention...
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Haha, thanks. Yeah she is "clickbaitslut" to quote valorforfreedom. But sex sells baby! :D
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I liked. I am amused. ;-)
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Appreciate it @mihaisyblu, thanks for reading!
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Bonus Round:
Call on @OriginalWorks
So it looks like a great post.
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The @OriginalWorks bot has determined this post by @theroadtoriches to be original material and upvoted(2%) it!
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Thanks Randy. Bots unite! Be careful one of these days these things are going to unite, turn into Voltron, steal all our crypto, purchase Madagascar and host all their servers there (and nuclear armaments).
Just sayin.. it could happen.
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Yes ... that is why they have a bit of plague there at this time .. bots getting rid of those pests called humans
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vermin, thats what I call em
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