The secret revealed: How to attract votes on Steemit

in steemit •  9 years ago  (edited)

The underlying mechanics of Steemit are regulated by complex algorithms. After carefully analyzing the elaborate dynamics I have now found a way that works in more than 70% of all cases:

  1. Be a girl
  2. Hold a sign
  3. Profit
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I think you have cracked it , But i guess we all love girls ;)

more love to all the steemit girls, don't be wicked @willidungl

4. Write a bunch of paragraphs about stuff no one cares about.

Super post

Flagged for tag spam:

"","money","anarchism","motivational","littlebitsandbigdeals","art","analytics","whalecall","funny","steem","steemthought","cryptocurrency","steemstats","lifestyle","steemit","writing","life","introduceyourself","bitcoin"

Relax it is a joke, with some truth though.

Since you are so productive, do you also flag the current top post for spam?:

"{"tags":["anarchism","cryptocurrency","mathematics","steemit","writing","introduceyourself","bitcoin","career","blockchains"]

It's already flagged.

But unnessarily, don't you agree?