Follow 4 Follow: A Deep Statistical Analysis of Empty, Soulless Comments on Steemit (inspired by Stellabelle)

in steemit •  8 years ago  (edited)


This is my take on this subject.
Yes i have soul.
This will be my own analysis and opinions, but this is far from deep & statistical.
Perhaps meep & satirical is more appropriate.
I have little to zilch sense of creativity,

i only know how to use center justification.

I hope to make a point. Like this . A point . Here, some more points. . . . . . .
Okay let's get this very edifying post rolling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

COMMENTS

So before you go on typing your response, i would love to stress out something.
"Comments are great. We love your comments. They are healthy and great for the platform. If your comment makes some sense that is." - @yukimaru


EMPTY COMMENTS

( ______________________________________ ) - Not like that. Please.

Seriously, these are the typical suspects:

-good job
-nice post
-good post
-nice post
-great work
-great job

See the pattern? If you start with the words "nice, good, great" it feels emptier than the void.


SOULLESS COMMENTS

You need time & effort to make a meaningful comment. You can't be rash or trashy because you are talking to another person, who does have feelings.

TOP 3 SOULLESS, POINTLESS, WTF COMMENTS:

-Very informative post!
(That is a given, unless you are mocking him/her.)

-Upvoted & Resteemed!
(Common sense amigo, we have eyes to see.)

-I have followed you up, follow me too.
(So we are obliged to follow you back?)



(LOOK AT THIS GRAPH)

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Upvoted... now it is your turn to upvote me, so we can be friends, ok?

Feel my majestic upvote value my friend. It is fabulous! :)

FOLLOW4FOLLOW4EVAH?

I thought that this was a promo code or password for more followers. ;)

I even thought of where to use this code =)

nice post!
wtf!
lol
=)))

wrote about same issue here yesterday

Awesomesauce bro! Now will you upvote all my posts? ;)

nice comment! please follow and upvote all my posts! thank you!

=))))


I will defenitely not upvote all your posts, but following you ;)

Hahah! Thanks!!! i will check out your posts :)

Ha ha ha ha... That nickelback joke... Ha haha ha.
Btw,
Great work! Very informative post.
I follow you up, follow me back?

Ok bye.

Because of that, feel my awesome 0.03 maximum upvote value!!! :)

Took a look at the graph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on my head?

Nooo not nickelback!!!!! @n@

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Those were common mistakes for newbies. May gumagawa din kasi ng content na ang tinuturo para maging successful dito sa platform is ayun nga magcomment ng madami, mag upvote at magfollow ng magfollow. Biktima ako ng mga ganun kasi hindi ko din talaga alam kung anu bang dapat gawin. Hanggang sa dumating kana lang sa point na marirealize mo na wala na pala kwenta yung pang iispam na ginagawa mo. Hahahaha

Hahaha!! I also learned the hard way.
Ganyan din ako dati, comment ng kung ano ano lang, puro resteem, i add lahat, Haahaha.. Been there done that! Atleast we learn. I hope. :D

Truth! Mahabahaba na at real comment na talaga.

Haaha....correction taken

I also invite you to upvote and resteem this great post
https://steemit.com/conquest/@greatdavison/it-is-not-the-government-it-is-you