DISCLAIMER: IT IS CALLED PUN IN LITERARY ANALYSIS NOT THE NONSENSE YOU THINK!

Delightful, meaningless nonsense for the reading pleasure of the English speaker.

Source

The lesser of two weevils
Is frightened in his den.
What he suspects is foul play;
The culprit is the hen.

My bicycle’s unable
To will me off its seat.
It’s actually two-tyred,
But beats those that are on feet.

We need to find a needle
To make a stitch in Time.
The reason is quite simple:
We need to save poor Nine.

The river is in crisis,
The fishes are in fear.
For otter devastation
Is drawing swiftly near.

If you are a pessimist
Your blood type, I believe
Can not be any different
Than just B-negative.

Why worry that envelope,
Or try to make it groove?
You know it’s stationery;
It’s not supposed to move!

The thing about a bad doc
Though hued brown, white or black,
Is that when he’s in business,
He makes a nasty quack.

Once I could not understand
Why aches were in my joints.
The doctor got his needle,
And then I got the point.

So ends this funny nonsense;
There’s nothing left to cite,
For if there was, then I could
Not think that I was right!