Dear Steemit

in steemitfanfiction •  7 years ago 

She only wants me for my bitcoin.

When I was poor and living on my friends sofa she didn't want me, even though I would smoke marijuana everyday so I knew I was still cool. She wouldn't even kiss me or let me touch her except for when she was really drunk one time. It was a great night and I took pictures. The relationship felt very cold almost as if I was a mad person following her around, stalking her as she went to work. In actuality I was admiring her like a painting, and watching her like a hawk to protect her from weirdos.

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Then it happened. She told me to "fuck off, and that I was a creep, and that she didn't know me, and would call the police".
This was the lowest point of our relationship. I knew I had to change. So I searched online for an article on how to force someone to love you and found Steemit.

Within no time I had made lots of money on the exchanges and was worth my weight in bitcoin. I knew that cocaine is like bird feed for women, so I went to a party where my girlfriend would be and started doling it out. the women kept coming back and were very interested, but one of them had a stroke so I bailed.

I shaved my beard and changed my appearance in case the police came for me. When I saw my girlfriend next I threw thousands of pounds of Churchill genocide notes at her. It was as if it was raining. She collected all the money up and came home with me after I told her of my new bitcoin fortune, and all has been good ever since.

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But I can't shake the feeling she only wants me for my bitcoin. I don't even know her name. Please help Steemit. How can I overcome this impasse in my relationship?

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This is really a strange and funny story. You should write more short stories like this.

Thanks! I will do.

Just make sure she doesnt get her hands on your private key ;)

Choose me. I have my own bitcoin.

Yes please! I want a bitcoin babe to look after my needs.

all yours

If you need this woman....and you do not mind her commercialism, let's rather increase your number of bitcoins. Her appetite will grow and you'll need them more and more. Further - more. But! sit down and think: what is it you want?

Dude I HAVE NO IDEA! BUT THE VALUE OF BREAKUPS! It's like being born again; THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger,
But she ain't messing with no broke bitcoiners.

If she only wants you for your bitcoin then c'mon man you really have to move on.. There are tons of women for us men. It's really up to you if you want to settle down and have a great life with a girl or you just wanna experience a little bit more fun in life..

Its really up to you.. ok?

Gold Digger, you need to move on. It will never work. Test her out, tell her you have had a string of bad luck and that you are dried up, no more Bitcoin. See if she stays.

Dump her. Try to meet someone else. Tell them that you are a freelancer / self employed, but dont brag your bitcoins. Maybe you will get someone more authentic. My two cents.

Beautiful
I followed you , Upvoted