How I made some very nice (borat) returns in crypto

It all began back in February when I was sober for ten days.

I was running low on fiat after having spent all my saving on partaking in a year of semi-retirement to see what this “retirement” thing was all about; I spent my summer in Liverpool, six months in Pakistan, and then back to my Irish homestead. After tasting retirement, I’ve never looked back. You just have so much free time to do stuff and get real work done.

So my year of semi-retirement was coming to an end. I could no longer sustain my god-tier levels of marijuana and hash intake. I’m a firm believer in smoking at the end of the day to decompress from productive work mode, but I had been smoking mountains and so had to regain tolerance so I could reign in on my consumption. I stopped smoking for a period of ten days. I had planned to go back into “joobie” work (you know, that boring stuff that impedes any real progress or value). But everything changed over those ten sober days.

I was so sober and jonesing hard. Smoking marijuana reduces your want for money. But my want for marijuana was OVER 9000! I had to get back to smoking mountains; I COULDN'T GO BACK TO PRE-RETIREMENT LEVELS. So I checked the markets, did the math, placed my bets, and sat down.

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Haven’t done anything since with crypto. Just been blazing away, sitting on it. I’m hoping to make $1 million with Dope Coin. I won’t trade it. I will just have marijuana and paraphernalia for life. I could use other coins to buy marijuana, but it just makes sense to keep that money locked in the marijuana industry. That way it benefits the businesses, and me the consumer. My bitshares will be my FUCK YOU money I use to destroy my enemies as well as for land acquisition. I’ll use my Steem to impress all the babes. Wait till they get a load of the size of my social media wallet! And my Peerplays will equate to somewhere between fun money and private seastead lifestyle.

I guess the lesson of the story is, don’t buy the baggie, buy the field.

@RiskDebonair
Irish Writer, Poet, & Lover