Steemit How To: Making a Post - A Comprehensive Guide

in steemithowto •  7 years ago 

Steemit How To: A Post

Welcome to my comprehensive Steemit How To Guide on making a Steemit post! Steemit guide's are all the rage on the platform, so here is a guide on how to master the most important aspect of Steemit: making a post!

First, you need an internet browser. Popular browser include such Google Chrome and Mozilla Firefox. Mac users can easily do this on Safari, as well.

On your internet browser, you go to the address bar and type in "www.steemit.com" like this:

After typing in the address, you press enter, and if you did everything correctly, you should enter the Steemit front page!

If, for whatever reason, you did not arrive at the Steemit landing page, take a look back at the guide and make sure you followed every step correctly. You can then continue on with the guide. If this is your first time, do not get discouraged. Not everyone succeeds at their first attempt.

Moving on!

Once on the actual Steemit page, you need to locate Submit a Story at the upper right corner of the screen!

I repeat: the upper right corner of the screen.

It looks like this:

Take your time and look for it. There's no need to rush. I believe in you.

Once you've found Submit a Story, click on it, and just like that, it's time to make your Steemit post! Now you want big rewards for the post, right? You go the text editor and type in how Steemit is awesome and flawless and how it's the future of social media, how he will all be rich in a month, how Steemit will dethrone Facebook in a few weeks and basically how everything is absolutely fan-damn-tastic.

Once you're done with that, make sure you tag the post steemit since otherwise no one will ever read it. This is really important: only posts under the steemit tag get read! So make sure you add that in.

Then you simply click POST and you're done! Then you simply wait for the money to come in!

Next week on Steemit How To, I will teach you how to make unique observations such as "The time to buy is when there's blood on the streets" that are not made nearly enough on this blockchain, or in the crypto world in general.

I'll see you next week on Steemit How To!

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Nice post! This is really good info! Upvoted and followed! Follow me back?

And can you look at my latest post? Thanks, friend! I can use the support! lol

https://steemit.com/steemit/@ats-david/a-poetic-public-service-announcement

swallow4swallow?

Promise?

For you, always. You don't even have to ask.

Hey... How do I get in on this love-fest??? (don't forget to upvote & follow)

Holy shit it actually baffles me how many people here dont seem to understand that this is a joke. I can't really decide on wether this makes me want to laugh or cry because of the ignorance and stupidity of large parts of the community.
Well done though! Comes to show that most people on Steemit dont even take a minute to read through a post before upvoting and commenting.

Greetings and keep on making fun of those fools

MAKE QUALITY POSTS GREAT AGAIN

Agree dude!

Great post @schattenjaeger, next time can we have a detailed post on how to claim all the free money plz.

Upvoted for $0.0000001 & followed plz follow back & upvote all my posts.

Upvotez.

Fallow5fallow

Fallowd U.

Good. U fallow me first so I can then return fallow on your page of blogs to fallow. Make sure you upboat all the post so i then make sure to boat your whole blog on all of yourr postes.

Ah. That hurt lol

I think that hurt the both of us :)

Simple and on the money. Thanks

That's where I screwed up!!! I 've been tagging my stories with #fiction! Damn- thanks a lot now I'm sure to be a success!!!

Haha, LMAO! :-)
Such insight. Thanks for the laugh!

Thank you for this guide, idk how I ended up on this website from watching turtle videos but now I want to make a big money with my dank posts. Follow me for a free bj

Thanks for the information, much appreciated

Here bro have some support hope u return the favor on my page

I can give you some attention on your page, if you really want me to.

Yes please if u can would be so much help

I'm not sure that it would. Maybe you should read this first:

https://steemit.com/steemit/@ats-david/a-poetic-public-service-announcement

That's now how it works.

Wat bro

That's now how it works. It's really off putting for users to spam other user's comment sections like that, and then expect support. I never check out profiles that way. It's a guaranteed way to make not check out a profile.

It's simply rude to spam to like that. Come up with a different strategy.

So, no.

so wait.......if I do that I can be invisible......

I thought that's how it works now.

Buy I'm using Busy.org?

I'm soooo confused 😢

Buy I'm using Busy.org?

Oh...is it better than Steemit? How's the navigation over there? :)

There will be a bonus guide for Busy! It's for advanced users only! Do not attempt to make a post from Busy on your own!

pay me and I'll resteem, okay?

Randoresteem.

Send 5 SD to this account and you have a 50% Chance I'll re-steem it to 3k followers!

My followers love it!

Do I get a refund if it doesn't gather much of a payout?

What kind of photo or picture do you suggest for such a post?

I'd advice putting on a Steemit t-shirt and taking a selfie.

Buy Steemit t-shirt, check.

Got tits? Throw those in the T-shirt.

wow...some dark stuff here :D

Poser, you didn't even mention the coin count!
coincount.JPG
And what about poor @fuliana and her bouncy houses?

rofl

Danke @schattenjaeger
Very handy for n00bs like myself
👍 Cheers

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Very well put. I agree.

satire of circlejerk is circlejerk extended. I'll make a post too :P

You're not wrong.

Could you also, at your convenience of course, explain how one becomes a wankee of a financially interesting circle jerk?

It's informative post. Thanks

Need a how to for this, but how to do it on the esteem app. Thanks!

This will help a lot of people, good job :)

Make note of the tag #satire.

This funny as hell! You have my upvote, sir.

This is one of those modern art museum moments when you realize that if I had only thought of the mind creation first ..I could be rolling in cash.. but I didn't I'm a shmuck that wasted his time.

It used to be very frowned upon to post under "Steemit" if it wasn't about steemit. But with such an influx of new people... is it, can it, be maintained?

Thanks for nice information

I saw someone warn not to tag steemit if its not steemit related post.correct me if im wrong.

So funny. Love satirical (sarcastic?) posts like this.

Can you explain the benefits of using markdown styling guide. Also, can the post be created in google docs and downloaded on steemit? Then how to I share my post with other social sites like flipboard, vocal, and stumbleupon? Thanks

Lol - this one is new entry in my Top 5 of all-time steemit highlights - well done!

Ha ich liebe den Post!
Anwendung von Sarkasmus ist hier kaum der Fall))

Your sarcasm goes a long way😂😂
Embracing the circlejerk as I'm writing this comment👍

Fantastic and poignant info!

Great post!

Jerk4Jerk?

Great post, keep it up! 👍🏻

This is really very helpful for newbies! Thanks buddy.

Follow and resteem so we can have lambos

That guy is like "ha, noobs! I've been training all my life for this!"

Thank you master, happy to learn more!

Ah, so that's how it's done, I've been doing it wrong this whole time. I kept writing my posts on twitter and wondered why they never showed up here, oh well, silly me, now I know how to do it the right way. Thank you for opening my eyes to this advanced users knowledge.