One...
Be crazy. Be strange. Be silly. Be weird. Be unique
Be whatever that makes you happy.
Because life is too short to be anything but happy.
Two ...
Never trashy ..
Always keep it classy..
With a little bit nasty
Three...
Boy 2 mom; why my girlfriend loves a rose which dies in a day but doesn't love me when i die 4 her every day
Mom 2 boy; nice one dude!! Post it on Facebook
Four. ...
If a girl says "don't worry about it!
Then you better freaking worry about it