Steemit Sandwich Contest Week # 24- DEVIL'S SPERM PANINO

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is my entry for the Steemit Sandwich Contest #24, launched by grandiose @jaybird

After being crowned the queen of the Sandwiches during last week contest, I felt incredibly under pressure for setting up the expectations too high – but I still wanted to meet my promise and share with you values, culture, creativity and love for the panino!

^{(In Italy, combinations of bread with ingredients in it are always called panino. Sandwich is a modest form of a panino made with - what people erroneously think is bread- the blasphemous arrogant toast!SO every sandwich with real bread for me is a panino)}

I wondered in perplexity around minimarts nights and days, afternoons and early mornings, asking myself what secret ingredients could meet simplicity, taste, history and originality.

Life is about pleasures and eating panini is one of those. It’s a philosophy of life. You can see from the way a person makes his panino if he/she is ambitious or not.
I am. I want to always eat with dignity and like a queen.

I am glad to introduce to you, lads and lads, the DEVIL’S SPERM PANINO.

Look at this tough as hell panino. Easy to make it at home! When your friends are trying to show their bitch ass panini, you'll be flying past them with no fucks to give.
DEVIL’S SPERM PANINO won't leave you hungry. It’s unbeatable. Perfect after a day hiking in the jungle. Guaranteed to get you laid like crazy.
When I ate it, I said full chest: “There is a party in my mouth and everybody is invited!”

Let’s break down the ingredients.
I never use more than 3, because I want my taste buds to distinguish every single flavors, which are:

• Bread
• Vegemite
• Pork Sausage
• Parmesan
• Rosemary

My personal signature panino! Wild and rebel.

You can see my signature in HERE, where I sign the panino.

You would notice that spices and oil dressings are important when you decide how to create your panino.
I was brave. I decided to put my old loved extra virgin olive oil in a sad corner and use: Vegemite!

Like the British Marmite, nutritious and delicious, full of vitamin B, it's what Italians call Devil’s sperm and that we NEVER EVER would eat it not even in a desert island, left alone with no food, monkey’s excrement and Vegemite. And that is where the name of the Sandwich originates.

Now: I know that 90% of the people on this planet never heard of Vegemite, pure Australian invention, and are really suspicious about it, BUT... be adventurous.
Give it a chance. A small one. Use a small amount of it.

^{Like this}

• Pork Sausage. This was another audacious choice. Since I have read a lot of talks about “a sandwich is not a sandwich without bacon”,
  I decided to please my fans with the most delicious motherfucking pork sausage you can find on earth. This one! (In Cambodia is too tough to find decent bacon, guys!)

• Parmesan

In a Italian fusion, Parmesan combines well with vegemite and pork. It is not sloppy like cheddar cheese and it highlights well the tastes of Lord bacon and Lady Vegemite.
It is replaceable with other seasoned salty cheese.

This is a highly sophisticated panino. I hope my audience understand the courage and determination that went into it, starting off with thinking about how can I simply put 2-3 ingredients, I beautifully ate my own ink signature and the devil's sperm to chase the fame, attempting at my sanity.

Add some rosemary and voila'!

^{(Yes, I cut the sausage in twice because it is huge and I am still trying to finish it).}

DEVIL’S SPERM PANINO is pure A R T, showing the life of a young woman being deteriorated by the hedonistic and greedy pleasure of eating.

Prepare it at home. It goes well accompanied with a dark beer.
I chose the motherfucker of the beers.
BLACK PANTHER

Love yourself, love your food. YUUUUUUUUUM!

^{You can replace Vegemite with Marmite or salty butter.}