Ladies and Gentlemen, this is my entry for the Steemit Sandwich Contest #24, launched by grandiose @jaybird
After being crowned the queen of the Sandwiches during last week contest, I felt incredibly under pressure for setting up the expectations too high – but I still wanted to meet my promise and share with you values, culture, creativity and love for the panino!
(In Italy, combinations of bread with ingredients in it are always called panino. Sandwich is a modest form of a panino made with - what people erroneously think is bread- the blasphemous arrogant toast!SO every sandwich with real bread for me is a panino)
I wondered in perplexity around minimarts nights and days, afternoons and early mornings, asking myself what secret ingredients could meet simplicity, taste, history and originality. Life is about pleasures and eating panini is one of those. It’s a philosophy of life. You can see from the way a person makes his panino if he/she is ambitious or not. I am glad to introduce to you, lads and lads, the DEVIL’S SPERM PANINO. Look at this tough as hell panino. Easy to make it at home! When your friends are trying to show their bitch ass panini, you'll be flying past them with no fucks to give. Let’s break down the ingredients. My personal signature panino! Wild and rebel. You can see my signature in HERE, where I sign the panino. You would notice that spices and oil dressings are important when you decide how to create your panino. Like the British Marmite, nutritious and delicious, full of vitamin B, it's what Italians call Devil’s sperm and that we NEVER EVER would eat it not even in a desert island, left alone with no food, monkey’s excrement and Vegemite. And that is where the name of the Sandwich originates. Now: I know that 90% of the people on this planet never heard of Vegemite, pure Australian invention, and are really suspicious about it, BUT... be adventurous. Like this In a Italian fusion, Parmesan combines well with vegemite and pork. It is not sloppy like cheddar cheese and it highlights well the tastes of Lord bacon and Lady Vegemite. This is a highly sophisticated panino. I hope my audience understand the courage and determination that went into it, starting off with thinking about how can I simply put 2-3 ingredients, I beautifully ate my own ink signature and the devil's sperm to chase the fame, attempting at my sanity. Add some rosemary and voila'! DEVIL’S SPERM PANINO is pure A R T, showing the life of a young woman being deteriorated by the hedonistic and greedy pleasure of eating. Prepare it at home. It goes well accompanied with a dark beer. Love yourself, love your food. YUUUUUUUUUM! You can replace Vegemite with Marmite or salty butter.
I am. I want to always eat with dignity and like a queen.
DEVIL’S SPERM PANINO won't leave you hungry. It’s unbeatable. Perfect after a day hiking in the jungle. Guaranteed to get you laid like crazy.
When I ate it, I said full chest: “There is a party in my mouth and everybody is invited!”
I never use more than 3, because I want my taste buds to distinguish every single flavors, which are:
I was brave. I decided to put my old loved extra virgin olive oil in a sad corner and use: Vegemite!
Give it a chance. A small one. Use a small amount of it.
I decided to please my fans with the most delicious motherfucking pork sausage you can find on earth. This one! (In Cambodia is too tough to find decent bacon, guys!)
It is replaceable with other seasoned salty cheese.
(Yes, I cut the sausage in twice because it is huge and I am still trying to finish it).
I chose the motherfucker of the beers.
BLACK PANTHER
You slice your sausage😬Blasphemy. Also eating magic markers does not a magician make. Vegemite and marmite are both garbage, if I wanted a salt lick I'd move in with cattle,ever wonder why these flavours are popular only with people who live on islands? Other than that, a valiant effort. Did you swallow or spit😂
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The sausage couldn't fit in the sandwich! Ahahah, don't be racist! I let the Brits and Aussies replies regarding Vegemite and Marmite. I wanted to give dignity to ingredients that are not very common.
I always swallow.
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The sausage would have fit😂 I'm not racist against people from islands, I just think the genes of people surrounded by seawater are broken to detecting gross😝
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HOW DO YOU DARE??
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Wait.... Sicily is an island, isn't it.
Should see next weeks sandwich where I butter my toes and eat my foot😁
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😁 I was thinking to make a sandwich for animals- with meat for dog and so on, but I am not sure people are THAT openminded
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Does Cambodia have a number for poison control? I mentioned to jim, if you make a tasty sandwich, at least you've won a nice sandwich if you lose.
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You're a fuckin maniac! LOL!
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What? A maniac? This sandwich was of the most disgusting crap I ate in my life. I deserve one of you spectacular inspired face asses or psychedelic images. EHEHEHEHEH!!
Did you click on the video? I really ate fucking ink, can you imagine? I already went to the toilet 2 times.
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Twice? That's shitty.
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I know, my stomach is mad at me.
That's wonderful.
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That's how the world starts to look after vegemite. Don't overdo it. It gets worse than that. Be careful.
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I know, now, I know.
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I don't even know what contest this was for but you win. Anybody willing to eat that wins every contest ever.
Congratulations on winning the Masters and the Nobel Prize!
And the Super Bowl.
And life!
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Ahah, Thank you @punchline. I sacrifice my sanity for the fame :) I am never going to eat anymore Vegemite and I am never going to write my signature with a marker pen inside a sandwich. NEVER. Promised!
This is the Steemit Sandwhich Contest launched on a weekly basis by @jaybird. Check him out if you like to make sandwiches :)
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Wait, video?
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after the signature photo, I wrote "You can see my signature better here"and you can click on a link, where I posted the video of my signature!
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Up next, a spam sandwich methinks!
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You know, if you make a delicious sandwich you get to enjoy it even if you lose🤔
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YEP! VEGEMITE TASTES REALLY SHIT!
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Another fine entry!
I’m not the biggest fan of vegemite , however i can see the flavours working togrther in this situation.
Thoroughly entertaining!
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Thank you! Many people dislike vegemite, me included. That is the reason I used it this time. I wanted to challenge people and propose a revisitation of it - maybe someone will change his mind and will try it again with bacon/pork sausage and cheese. It took me quite few days to decide what to do, why and how and to write it down.
I hope you enjoyed the special "signature" (link of video where I write down Sandrina with a marker pen inside the sandwich).
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hahaha classic entry @sandrina.life though I have a deep dislike of.... vegemite :( , I was impressed by your creativity. Now I need to up my game nicely.
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Haha... mi piace la tua follia!!!
Salutoni
Steemitri The Mannequin
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I must protest!!! - most vehemently, and with much indignation !!!!
Please retract this statement, and apologize.
Comparing Marmite.... (time for us all to get onto our knees, and worship at the altar of Marmite)
..to the that weak, antipodean, sweet, alternative.....
.....is comparable to...say......a ragu sauce bought in supermarket in a jar, and one cooked for hours, made on the stove...
.....Just sayin'.....😂😂
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@lucylin. I am trying to calm down. Yes. You are right. Vegemite is Devil's sperm, while Marmite is Devil's poo.
How can I apologize? How can you not see the bitter truth? It tastes like baby's vomit. It's an abort. I tried to combine it with other things. I have to swollow it with better, otherwise it doesn't work. Please, demonstrate me that I am wrong. Otherwise I swear on my Mum, I will record myself eating food for dogs. I am sure it tastes better that this stuff. Who the hell invented this? For what reason? I even ate spiders, snakes, quails and rats in South East Asia. I like to try new stuff and I tried to give respect to this ingredient putting in this SSC, but I am giving up. I'm going to give it away.
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Blasphemer !!!!!!!!!!😂😂
Oh yes, now there's a thought..... (I'm in Thailand) - fried insects smeared in marmite....
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Oh, really? I live in Siem Reap and you?
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Udon thani at the moment..( near Laos border)
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I lived in Vientiane for sometimes in 2014, so I know Udon Thani somehow.
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Check My Post i am your Steemit Friend dear
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Wow, did you manage to eat that panini that way ?
I think the sausage should tatse much better withot the bread ;-)
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It's fine for me now I'm a recluse! 😂😂
Not the place I could have lived in most of my life...
(my partying years are now partying once every 6 months... maybe, so its cool)
Quiet, relaxed.... and very good for eating marmite on toast in the mornings, on my baclony...
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