Steemlords: We make it to Lune

Gohba was sitting in the pub at Forlindon chatting to BattleWom and ChooXena when the sudden and unmistakable urge to relief himself washed over him. Gohba grunted his apologies and made use of the facilities when he came across an old crone offering spells for gold pieces.

Gohba had heard rumours that the Rangers were washed up on a beach, mostly naked. So the cunning smart arse that our blacksmith is, paid the crone to put a spell on the females in the group of fearless Rangers. This spell was a particular funny one, under no circumstances would they be able to acquire clothing. He hoped that no one froze to death, but he also imagined the prospect of warming up his Princess Loki should they meet in Lune.

So the blacksmith sat back at the table to continue his story, "So there was this guy Con...." when the attack began. Read the full account of the Goblin attack here

As the A Team make their way into the caves, Lord BMJ slides up to ChooXena to see if she's OK, she backhands him and tells him to get back to looking out for Goblins.

As they make their way through the goblins cave, Gohba was trying to explain to this now bumbling band of sex starved idiots what a Sextant was.
"No Battlewom, you don't use it on a Ladywom"
"No Lord BMJ, your mother wont be embarrassed if she sees you with it"
"God ChooXena, you need to get laid hun, the Sextant is not a position "
ChooXena was suffering bad with this bout of Bluejays, she may even commit a cardinal sin soon and eat some meat.

But Gohba battled on, as the group seen the Goblins throne room, their childish demeanor changed. As they peered around the corner, Gohba could see the Goblins Sextant sitting on the shelf . The rest of the team was more worried about the sleeping ogre directly underneath the shelf.

We knew we couldn't scamper around the ogre, and climbing over it wouldn't work. So after discussing for a minute we came up with a plan.

Battlewom started tunneling under the sleeping ogre. After a few minutes, and a rapidly rising pile of discarded earth, Lord BMJ walked up and punched the ogre in the nose. This caused the ogre to wake from his slumber. As his eyes opened, Chooxena poked him in the eyes with her flaming green swords. This enraged the ogre and caused him to jump up, as this Gohba smashed his big toes with his largest hammer. The shock of this caused the ground under the ogre to fall away and the Ogre fell into the cavity that Battlewom had dug underneath it.

Lord Gohba gave ChooXena a leg up to the shelf to grab the Sextant, he hadn't realized before just how small those yoga pants where. Gohba kind of wished he had the Hat of Obscurity at that moment.

With that the team made their way out the East Passages and continue their quest towards Mirkwood.

Story Continues by @bmj

• Will the A Team make it to Mirkwood safely
• Did the spell by the old Crone work, and have the Rangers been tracking mostly naked to meet the A Team in Mirkwood
• Will ChooXena give in to the dreaded Bluejays, and who will be the unexpecting victim.

Thanks for the willing and unsuspecting participants in this episode, @choogirl, @drwom, @bmj, @bearone and @shellyduncan

Also Thanks to @sirknight for being the evil genius behind the Steemlords game.