If This Guy Was a Steem Monster What Would Be His Name and Stats? [100 Booster Pack Giveaway]

furious-one (69) · 6 years ago (edited)

His name is Wheels, because with those nasty habits, he will be rolling around in a wheelchair in no time.

Melee 6 (and degrades with every turn as bruises develop and his legs get sore)
HP 3 (he is buffed, but steroid abuse has left him fragile)
Speed ? (Floating, since you know, he might be under heavy drugs at any given time)
Armor 1 (wears just a t-shirt but has a jock strap under those muay thay shorts)
Mana cost 4 (after all, he is just a regualr dude who wants to drink beer with his friends)

Special ability - 25% chance to get a critical hit of such speed that his leg actually goes back in time and hits your dad in the nards, deleting you from existence and essentially losing the entire round instantly

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This entry would've been hard to beat if I was only picking one. Thanks for the laughs!

Entry Accepted #30

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themanwithnoname (64) · 6 years ago

Shintastic Sam

6 Mana
2 HP
6 Speed
5 Attack

Piercing

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3 votes

fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Hhahaha nice stats and card design

Entry Accepted! #12

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themanwithnoname (64) · 6 years ago

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. :)

And thank you for the pack. Any new cards just help me round out my team so I have better options when fighting. I got in when the starter pack was only 15 cards, so for a while I was missing a few. Ha ha. It's better now. ;)

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allseeingewe (63) · 6 years ago

lol!

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nonsowrites (70) · 6 years ago

Yung Ki Thangs a.k.a strong angry foot

Melee - 6
Range attack -2
Magic attack - 0
Speed -7
Armour- 5
Health - 8 because he looks pretty strong and healthy.

For ability

-enrage
-retaliate
(Because he seems very angry)

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tsnaks (63) · 6 years ago

With these stats the mana cost should be over 12 :D

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nonsowrites (70) · 6 years ago

I just started steemmonster yesterday thanks to @fulltimegeek's giveaway. I dunno...lol he seems angry-- yung kik thangs-- i don't think he will like if we questioned his worth, lol

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Those are some amazing stats. He would def be a legendary card with those numbers

Entry Accepted! #5

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allseeingewe (63) · 6 years ago

That name!! hahahaha "...Because he seems very angry" omg lol

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nonsowrites (70) · 6 years ago

Funny realization. Well I hope he makes it in becoming a steemmonster

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kassixo (64) · 6 years ago

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

lmao love it!

Entry Accepted #26

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kenmelendez (68) · 6 years ago

Polverizer

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

any stats or special abilities for the polverizer?

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kenmelendez (68) · 6 years ago

5 Mana 4 HP 5 Speed 3 Ranged Attack

Pole Vault - a long range projectile kick that explodes upon impact

Special ability: Stun

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Beautiful stats, Entry Accepted #20!

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beeyou (59) · 6 years ago

Iron Achilles. :)

I like the Skeleton Assassin's stats for this fella but with 3/4 melee, and perhaps dodge ability. Quick to die though since those achilles heel can't do anything against magic.

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Entry Accepted! #7

beeyou (59) · 6 years ago

Thanks @fulltimegeek. SM has taken over our lives...help! :)

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Steem Monsters robbed me of all my productivity :*(

beeyou (59) · 6 years ago

All my free time is spent battling. I've even had to take work home this weekend since I was too excited over the release of the KS promo cards to concentrate on work. I never take work home in all my years there! 😐

Although my name choice is only mediocre, I appreciate the booster pack!

Kiara and the cocatrice are nice wins! I've been buying the cocatrice on the market so this means one less to buy. :) Not sure what I want to do with the little guy yet, but he has been a nice sacrificial lamb. ;)

Thank you @fulltimegeek!

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tamiil (65) · 6 years ago

He's called Shin-Chin Houwi and he's special ability is Concussion which takes away 1 speed each turn. :) He'd probably be a legendary card with 7 mana cost, 6 speed, 3 attack, 5 HP. And ofc, he's a fire splinter card 'cause he's lit as f... :P

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Entry Accepted! #2

I love that name btw lmao

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tamiil (65) · 6 years ago

Thanks, I have my moments. :)

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sourovafrin (72) · 6 years ago (edited)

Name : Metal Swipe

Mana: 6
Mele: 3
Health: 5
Armor: 0
Speed: 3

Special Ability

Retaliate
As he is looking angry, i would select it as Fire Splinter

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tsnaks (63) · 6 years ago (edited)

The Soul Kicker

4 HP
4 Melee Attack
3 Speed
6 Mana Cost
Special ability "Ninja"

Maybe 7 Mana cost, as it would be quite a good card.
And I would put it in the death splinter because of the name I gave it.

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Entry Accepted! #1

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hitmeasap (71) · 6 years ago

I would probably just call him something like: Maori with some sort of piercing specialty. I can totally see him destroy people's intestines with those kicks. No matter if they have armor or not.

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Entry Accepted! #3

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holm (67) · 6 years ago (edited)

"the leg-lasher" - 5 mana cost, 2hp, 5 dmg, 2 speed, special ability "sneak" .. So he can crush those pesky back liners.

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

hahaha, Entry Accepted! #4

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blanchy (65) · 6 years ago

I’d call him Black Foot because he’s bound to have a bruised foot from all that kicking metal! The looper! 😂😂😂. I’d give him a low speed rating because I’d say he is as thick as two planks 😂😂. His attack would be high though like trex. A slap from this guy will send you into next week.

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Entry Accepted! #6 ... Black Foot vs Rex, who would win?

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blanchy (65) · 6 years ago (edited)

Black foot of course as I would build a team around him with his 4 attack ! Black foots mana is 2 . He will fight for nothing. He’s even fighting poles in Thailand . Can’t cost much . With Rex mana is 8 (transportation issues ) so he would need a healer beside him and maybe one melee attacker at the most. Rex would be doomed like just like Jurassic Park!

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

LOL, you just earned yourself another pack. Thanks for the laughs!!!

Entry Accepted #19

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blanchy (65) · 6 years ago

You’re putting my kids through college with all these packs ! You are a good egg @fulltimegeek. Thanks a million

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positivebalances (57) · 6 years ago

holy shit hahahah

"Shin Splints" should be his name and his ability should be taking out a monsters armor in one hit

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Entry Accepted! #8

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dkid14 (62) · 6 years ago

Karate kid legendary

Mana 7
Speed 5
Heath 5
Attack 6
Ninja

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Entry Accepted! #11

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kabir88 (60) · 6 years ago

Crush-shin Pole Master

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

lol, I would love to see Crush-shin Pole Master do that to the Grand Donkey of Steemit 😁

Entry Accepted #21! No need for stats due to battle veteran status.

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kabir88 (60) · 6 years ago

There's a Grand Donkey card? ;)

Thanks @fulltimegeek!

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4 votes

khan.dayyanz (56) · 6 years ago

Iron Leg
Following stats should match.

fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Entry Accepted! #9

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greenrun (66) · 6 years ago

The Iron Bender :D

fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

any stats for bender?

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greenrun (66) · 6 years ago

Yes, Mana Cost: 4

HP: 3
Armor: 4
Melee Attack: 5
Speed: 3

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Nice! Entry Accepted #14 :)

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futurethinker (61) · 6 years ago

Crazy guy!! Damnn how much have he trained to do that.

iamstan (62) · 6 years ago

I would call him Shin Attack.
He would be able to leap over building but not run very fast. Can spin on a dime but not balance well on a wire>
He would never sleep and have a trusty dog to watch his back.
Don't know much about steem monsters? I am not much of a game player. Been spending too much time fighting abuse and teaching others why it important to do.
Life is short, I am busy living it.
I did enjoy reading through all the entries, but enjoyed your responses to the ones you liked much more.
Good Day fulltime.

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chireerocks (72) · 6 years ago

@fulltimegeek, After watching this Video i want to come up with one name as BREAKING ARTIST and can break any Shield (Speciality). Wishing you an great day and stay blessed. 🙂

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

I like it! Entry Accepted #18

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chireerocks (72) · 6 years ago

Thank you so much brother. Have a great time ahead. 🙂

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allseeingewe (63) · 6 years ago

I so badly want to make a graphic for this but I am up to my eyeballs in projects. Just imagine it being real funny and you'd be almost right.

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kristves (62) · 6 years ago

Lord Titanium
Neutral Splinter

Mana Cost: 6

HP: 3
Armor: 1
Melee Attack: 4
Speed: 2

Special Ability: Inspire

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

ooh, I like the neutral splinter idea.

Entry Accepted! #10

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flauwy (73) · 6 years ago

Jean-Claude van Chuck-Shin

		He doesn't have fixed stats. Before the game, you pick either attack, speed, armor or health and give it 11. All other stats are 1. Multiply by 11 on November 11th.

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Loooool ... OMG ... that would be a dangerous combo ... No need for stats because the numbers won't fit on the card.

Entry Accepted! #17

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mikefromtheuk (56) · 6 years ago

I've always aspired to kick a metal pole with my shin.

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freddio (61) · 6 years ago

Crazy kick

10 shield
2 HP
6 speed
2 attack
Melee

And heal

Because he can destroy stuff with his shinbone ( like the Tree OMG). Only way to kill is magic :D

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Wow, 10 shield! I would love that card.

Entry Accepted #22!

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freddio (61) · 6 years ago

me 2 :D but this card need special sound effect. Like the kick sounds from this guy.

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freddio (61) · 6 years ago

Thank you for booster!!!

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clicked (63) · 6 years ago

Dhalsim

Didn’t know about othe specifications new to steem monsters

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Interesting name. I'll let the stats pass since you're new.

Entry Accepted #23

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clicked (63) · 6 years ago

Thank you fingers crossed

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cranium (77) · 6 years ago

Metal flexor

2 shield
7 HP
3 speed
8 attack
Melee

Weaken

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Metal Flexor haha, that has a nice ring to it

Entry Accepted #24!

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cranium (77) · 6 years ago

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crisangel (65) · 6 years ago

Wow! With those kicks, I could kill a person with a single kick hahaha. If we turn it into a Steem monster, it would truly be a legendary card, that only one copy can be won during each big event with little frequency of existence, only one card for the first place.

Fib, the legendary assassin.

Mana Cost = 6
HP = 4
Speed = 7
Attack = 9
Skills: Dodge, Piercing and Retaliate
_{_{Note: Fib = Fury in a blow.}}

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

whoa, look at those stats! This card would be 3 levels above Legendary haha

Entry Accepted #25

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sandrag89 (64) · 6 years ago

His name could be Gim Fastrong is very fast and strong. The skills of him would be capaciadd of attack with strong and precise legs. I do not know the force necessary to impact strongly, could be 15 HP.

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travoved (65) · 6 years ago

It seems me it should be card like foot ninja!
With melle attack 3
Speed 5
Range attack 3
Magic attack 0
Armour 4
Health 7
Special abilities are
repel attacks of less fast enemies without damage for all team.
disappears from the view of the enemy.
Mana 5.
If it's golden card than speed, range of attack health +2
And it's splinter is life.

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

That card would be unbeatable! I want 100 of em haha :)

Entry Accepted #29

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richq11 (72) · 6 years ago

I'd call him Numbnuts... who in their right mind would kick a steel pipe??? (and why?)

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Great name pick but no stats or special ability? What super power does this Numbnuts have?

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richq11 (72) · 6 years ago

I don't know, what makes a man attack a steel pole... anger? I didn't know this was some sort of game or something. I just wondered what would provoke a man to kick a steel pole

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

I heard that his dad was a passionate steel worker that would keep him up at all hours of the night with technical questions. His mission in life now is to destroy all metallics.

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richq11 (72) · 6 years ago

I had a feeling you'd come up with something!

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abh12345 (76) · 6 years ago

Nerveless kneecaps

Legendary card

7 Mana
6 HP
4 Armour
6 Speed
5 Melee Attack

Skill: Got to be Enrage and Retaliate

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Those are some powerful stats! Imagine if it was maxed out too ... Let's hope you get one in the booster pack :)

Entry Accepted #27

abh12345 (76) · 6 years ago

Just what my team needs!

Struggling with this round - one for the maxed out commons :)

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abh12345 (76) · 6 years ago

Thanks for the booster pack, and so many other things! :D

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torrey.blog (57) · 6 years ago (edited)

The Unstoppable Force (Neutral Splinter)

Mana 6 Speed 4 Health 2 Attack 4 w/ Sneak ability.

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

He better have some nice upgrades with that high mana cost!!! :D

Entry Accepted! #13

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johannfrare (57) · 6 years ago

Lee Steem :p... Or maybe Bakhim :P (I'm in love with this anime)

About his stats:

Mana: 6
Melee atack: 3
Armor: 5 (five per leg :p)
Speed: Infinite. (ok, we can put here 5)
hp: 5 to him, 0 for the enemy who fight with him

Flying

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

lol, another card I would love to own

Entry Accepted #31

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robinsonlgil (66) · 6 years ago

His name is Bruce Lee 💪
Health - 9
Range attack - 1
Melee - 8
Speed -8
Magic attack -2
Armour- 9
💯💯💯💯
Fury level: high 😡

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Whoa -- range, magic and melee attack! Bruce Lee is his own army haha

Entry Accepted #32

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the01crow (63) · 6 years ago

@the01crow

The dark crow
Death card

6 Range attack
2 life
8 mana
7 speed

For ability

Resurrection

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Interesting ability for a dark crow.

Entry Accepted #33

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fermionico (67) · 6 years ago

The death kick

Death card

6 mana
3 Range attack
5 life
2 speed

Special ability: Ninja

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

You may be able to throw in another special ability with mana cost that high :)

Entry Accepted #34

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willsaldeno (68) · 6 years ago

Name : Breaks Bones
Mana : 4
Life : 1
Speed : 5
Hp : 2

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Entry Accepted #35

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arteaga-juan (52) · 6 years ago

Um... la carta sería "Off-Line". Su poderes en nivel uno son:

Vida: 5
Velocidad: 3
Ataque físico: 2
Mana: 5

Su habilidad especial en los primeros niveles es "Rompe-coraza", y le permite atacar al oponente directo a la vida, sin importar su defensa. A niveles más avanzados, demuestra el motivo de su nombre, pues libera la habilidad "Fuera de la meta", con la que le da una patada tan fuerte a su oponente que no le permite moverse, dividiendo por dos la velocidad del enemigo (a causa de la pierna rota que le deja).

¡Y esta sería la carta! De no ser por el nombre que le puse, creo que le quedaría bien "Patada de grulla", "Karate kid" o "Hitmonlee", pero este último sería plagio a pokemon XD. Ojalá te gusten mis ideas, ¡o mejor aún! Que los de steemmonster la aprueben. Hasta la próxima.

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Entrada Aceptada #36

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arteaga-juan (52) · 6 years ago

Muchas gracias, tus cartas me están ayudando mucho a ser un mejor jugador :).

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robertgelbmann (61) · 6 years ago

Mad Legs;-)

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colovhis (60) · 6 years ago (edited)

Hahaha many things come to my mind, let's see ...

"The tank destroyer"

Mana Cost = 5
Speed = 6
Armor = 2
HP = 4
Attack = 5 (melee)
Skills = Sneak and Stun.
Element: Life.

Comments: Ideal to destroy rival tanks.

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jimramones (54) · 6 years ago

@jimramones

pride kick

5 Range attack
2 life
6 mana
7 speed

for ability:

Fury

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healthyfit (53) · 6 years ago

Hi! @healthyfit

Name: Demolition Man
Health: 8
Speed: 9
Melee: 9
Armour: 2

Ability: Inspire

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asking00 (44) · 6 years ago

I'd really like to see these guys kick in the UFC XD

I would give them the following characteristics

6 Mana
3 HP
4 Speed
6 Attack

skill: stun and counterattack every time we are attacked by melee enemies.

_{you will have to think twice before attacking this letter;)}

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sheikhsayem (55) · 6 years ago

He might be FLESH GOLEM.

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newageinv (70) · 6 years ago

Adamantium Shin Rage (Wolverine Reference)

Epic Monster

4 Mana
6 HP
5 Speed
4 Attack

Enrage Ability

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

Adamantium came to my mind as well! Not sure how that guy can still walk after that.

Entry Accepted! #16

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izweed (55) · 6 years ago

My name for him would be called "Jackie Metal"

Mana Cost = 6
Speed = 4
Armor = 1
HP = 4
Attack = 5
Skills = Sneaking

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arcange (73) · 6 years ago

Congratulations @fulltimegeek!
Your post was mentioned in the Steemit Hit Parade in the following category:

Comments - Ranked 6 with 108 comments

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zaxan (64) · 6 years ago (edited)

Impale Tao Min
Neutral.

Mana: 5
Melee atack: 4
Speed: 4
Hp: 3

Ability:

Enrage

Also, retaliate at lvl 3

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salvao (67) · 6 years ago

The name: Karate Hell

Stats-

Mana: 7
Meele: minimun 11
Armor: none, can afford it
Speed: like a leopard
Hp: 6

Skill: make funny jokes about his opponent

:D Regards!!

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perceptualflaws (66) · 6 years ago

I think I'm going to go for Shinjitsu Shogan! aka the Shin the Shoganator :D

I would also like to say a massive thank you for all the help and upvotes that you give me on the blockchain .. I really do appreciate it! Thank you @fulltimegeek

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krisbeldiaz (43) · 6 years ago

GOKU
6 Mana
INFINITY HP
INFINITY Speed
INFINITY Attack

Your special abilities:

Kamehame haaaaa!
genki damaaaaaa!
teleport

@krisbeldiaz

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enjar (69) · 6 years ago

General Information

Name: Spider Shin-Crab
Mana: 4
Type: Monster
Rarity: Epic
Element: Life

Stats

Maxed at level 6 stats
Melee Damage : 5
Speed: 5
Armor: 1
Life: 4
Abilities: sneak, dodge, stun

Lore

Ascending from another realm he has master the art of stun kicking and is extremely nimble being able to dodges the most devastating of blows.

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fulltimegeek (67) · 6 years ago

WHOA ... you might just win 2 booster packs with this amount of info!

Entry Accepted #15

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rentmoney (68) · 6 years ago

Name : The Kickster
Ability : One Shot ...One Kill.... Kicks Your Head Clean Off
Life : 6 ( he is just human after all )
Armor : 3 ( half of the shots land to his leg which can withstand allot )
Mana : 7 ( This is a legendary card for sure )
Speed: 1 ( His only weakness.... )

This card is a legendary obviously and a deadly one at that. No-one likes leg day and if you mess with this guy he will kick yours clean off....... along with your head.

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rentmoney (68) · 6 years ago

Thanks for the pack :)

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elteamgordo (69) · 6 years ago

"Holy Van Damme"
Mana Cost = 5
HP = 3
Speed = 5
Attack = 5
Skills = Retaliate and being memeable.

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