A bit of Levity

daniarnold (57) in steempress • 5 years ago (edited)

Your Daily dose of Levity, Silliness, and some positive and helpful bits!! Pass it on!

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'at 4:43 AM Waiting for new Aussie slang to be born in the next few months. Early guesses: Sanny hand sanitiser In iso self isolation lockdown the Rona self explanatory Magpie supermarket hoarder In a sentence: Me boss tested pozzi for the rona so now I'm in iso. Popped down to woolies for some sanny but it's been bloody magpie'd.'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Wanna know something weird What Know the movie tangled Yes Her mom keeps her quarantined right Yea? Google the name of the kingdom in tangled'

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'WW3 never happened and Australia finally has stopped burning CORONA VIRUS'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Conner Habib @ConnerHabib Whatever happens from here on out, do not wish for or imagine a return to the way things were. That's a trap. Demand that we emerge into a better world. Demand the end of every oppressive social condition, every structure, that set the stage for this crisis. Start today.'

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Bread Shortage? This is the easiest kind of bread you can make

15 Cast Iron Skillet Bread Recipes So Easy to Make, You'll Always Have a Loaf on Hand

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'And, just like that, no one ever asked a Stay-at- Home mom mom what she does all day ever again.'

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5 years ago by daniarnold (57)

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