У моего отца (царствие ему небесное!) есть свояк. Году эдак в 80-м им было лет по 45. И как раз в то время появилась в магазинах водочка в трехлитровых банках. Свояк прикупил по случаю такую баночку, и зовет моего батю в гости вечерком, после работы, "на пельмени". А жили мы все в частном секторе в двух автобусных остановках друг от друга. Откушали они водочки под пельмешки, и часам к 12 ночи батя засобирался домой.
Свояк: Как ты пойдешь? Поздно уже! Давай провожу.
Проводил. Уже около наших ворот отец опомнился: Слушай, а как теперь ты пойдешь? Я должен тебя проводить!
И пошли обратно...
Напоминаю: после ПОЛТОРАШКИ водки на каждого!!!
Разумеется, после того, как батя проводил свояка до дому, тот не отпустил его одного, а вызвался проводить... :)
Самое интересное: примерно на полпути между нашими домами жил старый печник, дядь Федя. Ему тогда уже лет 70 было. Кто жил в частном секторе с печным отоплением, тот знает, каким авторитетом пользовался хороший печник! На третий или четвертый проход мимо его дома окликнул: Эй, молодежь! Какого х.. ходите тут по ночам? Ну, отвечают, провожаемся.. Как одного отпустить-то? Выпимши ведь...
Дядь Федя: О! У меня пузырек тут завалялся (у печника это всегда было), а раздавить не с кем! Так... ты ящик тащи, а ты огурчиков пока нарви...
Когда пузырь опустел, и было спето:
- Две гитары, зазвенев
Жалобно заныли
Кто-то сп.здил сапоги
Милая - не ты ли?...
дядь Федя молвил:
- Так, ребятки.. Ты - налево, ты - направо! Разбегайтеся, а если кто остановит, скажете - от меня идете.
И ведь дошли!! ))
- Да, были люди в наше время,
Не то, что нынешнее племя..... :))
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