Let's get Kurt to number 1.

in steempress •  6 years ago  (edited)


"Hiya everybody and welcome to fun packed KEWLLLL clubfungus multi genre artist support list of me,myself and i.

So who am i you ask, well the name the humans gave me is 'Kurt but i also go by the name of Clubfungus which is my stage name. I am technically classified as a worm but in my world 'worm world' i am known as 'king kurly kewl Spinner'. I gained this honorable title through spinning tracks 24/7 and doing a pretty kewl dance called the Wiggle. Growing up i never knew what i was and even at one point in my life i thought i was a maggot. The short version is that all my mates turned into casters and i didn't, i just thought i happened to be late bloomer, i was just waiting and waiting and one day they suddenly all turned into fly's and left me to never been seen again. At this point I was all alone in a garden in somewhere in Wigan and didn't know what to do. It wasn't until i kept growing and growing that my neighbour (Barry Beetle Bass) suggested i could be a worm. From that point on, i set out to be the kewlest worm in all of the earth. Eat Sleep Spin Repeat. I started hanging around with other worms but i found them pretty boring, as all they done was eat dirt. I wanted more with my life, so i set out on an adventure to the magical lands known as a place called ' The Park' and when i found it, it was heaven. I soon discovered these snacks called magic mushrooms growing in the grass and one day i was so fed up of dirt i had a little nibble and my o my how much better it was. It made me feel all good and buzzy and suddenly i had tuned into the fine balances of life. I can now live safely among the shrooms and avoid them evil Blackbirds, that eat my kind, because i am so hallucinogenic they wont touch me.

With your help we can get my playlist ' Mushroom Madness' to number one and i will be the kewlllest worm in the whole park' All you have to do is have a listen.



Peace


Clubfungus A.K.A King Kurly Kewl Spinner


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Haha! Brilliant!! Thats so kool man! Iam honoured! :D

cool!

nice support!