My summary:

"Congratulations! You're one of the first people to choose to live fully in VRScape’s virtual paradise. There's a world of untold adventure ahead, and you have the chance to shape an entire world to your liking.

...[yada yada]

Please bear with us as the system gets up to speed. Bugs should be caught immediately, but please report them just in case. Common reports include missing body parts, objects becoming weightless, and a low rumble at the limit of your hearing.

Most importantly, we’ve paired you with a buddy. Please make contact them at least once a day. If you cannot reach them for more than 24 hours, please contact a GM immediately.

...[yada yada]

We're excited to have you with us. A bold new future awaits! "

What happens if you joined The Matrix a bit too early and they were still working out the kinks? You'd be in danger of having your data--your existence--modified or wiped out, but maybe there's also an opportunity to exploit a glitch or two for personal gain.