Hello Steemit,
Ive done a good job of hiding it from most my friends and loved ones but I have had the Stackitus bad for years now. I even became a Silver Pourer to help me cope with the pain and stress of having this horrible disease. I've found that even making silver for other people helps subside the condition greatly.
Today started out as any other day. I woke up, got the kid some food and proceeded out to the shop to pour some bars.....And thats when it happened.....
Due to poor Silver Management I had let my silver supply go into life threatening levels 😣 It didnt take more than a few seconds before the Stackitus took hold of my whole body...
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I tried desperetly not to panic but my motor skills had been over come with the disease. I knew I had to get to the LCS Fast!! But that could prove hard in this state.
There was no way to stand and as I got to my front steps I uncovered a big obstacle....
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There was only one way down so I did what I had to do. Fighting for every inch of ground I finally made it to my car.
Opening the door was no easy task but I got in by the grace of god.
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With the symptoms taking hold of me at such a rapid rate I knew the drive was gonna be rough.
I proceeded to the shop with the utmost caution considering the state I was in.
After a quick drive I had arrived safe and sound.
The LCS never looked more beautiful but some how night became day. A little confused I headed into the shop.
After being carried in by the staff I got to wheelin and dealin! 95 ozt of .999 fine silver bullion. I applied directly to my crotch to get the fastest releif.
Now thats better. Supply replenished 😍
After this long day @theb3ar had come over to check on me and make sure I was ok. He is a damn good friend.
The story you have just read is true and if you think your man enough to be a stacker be prepared for the awul truth of Stackitus and what it can do to you. In a scientific study conducted by lead researcher in the stackitus study @thedamus has uncovered over 40% of all silver coins and bars are tainted with the the disease.
Thought you were a goner... nice crotch pull at the end! And, i’m happy to report that after seeing the “Fuck Yeahs” land on two continents today, i think the dreaded itus is on the run. It could be the 4pack of Guinney’s, maybe the Jamo’s, the Death Bubba, or a conked out Leon on me gullet, but i feel superb...!
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p.s. Very funny fucking post!
...get some qualudes for May —
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Jesus the epidemic has hit all continents now. Lets just pray it doesnt go airborn.
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oh snappzzz Ludesssss
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What a fantastic post come home after an early night out with friends! You had me in stitches! More, more, more!!!!
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😁 Glad you liked it Saver!
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Classic stackitus at its finest. Very close call for the DON. was not aware of the crotch treatment,🤔. If it works it works. Great post buddy, we live to stack another day.
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I came aware of the crotch treatment by accident in my teens. It has proved very effective in severe cases as mine
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Sounds like you need a silver jock strap.
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Thank you for your continued support of SteemSilverGold
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I was summoned by @openledger-dex. I have done their bidding and now I will vanish...
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Phew, that sounds like it was a close one. It looked like you had AEs in the bin, so I knew it was serious. Glad you made it, buddy!
Hit the link here and get yourself some relief at $0.59 over spot. There are 234 of them left. It'll help. :)
https://www.monarchpreciousmetals.com/silver/silver-rounds/1-oz-silver-rounds/1-oz-silver-mixed-rounds-secondary-market-detail
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Yes man. I actually got those for spot so i was gonna melt them lol. Thanks for the link bro!
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I didn't know you were allowed to melt them. I thought that since they are currency that they're sacred or something. Ha ha.
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I wont tell if you dont
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I empathize my friend, youve got one of the worsr cases ive heard of. Hope those 95 oz to the crotch will keep you going normally for a while. Live long and stack strong.
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Thanks brother. It was quite bad this time, but as a stacker I know this wont be the last
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Damn man. Glad you're still with us.
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Sadly this happens all too often
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Good thing you had @theb3ar to keep you company!! It looked like a rough day! 👍🏼🍺🥓
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He pretends to be tuff but hes a big softy
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Took strength to share that Pit and now I must confess I also suffer I pray that we all get the help we need
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Thanks corndogg. Thats why I wrote the post. To give others the strength to come out
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Bout pissed myself! 😂😂😂😂 Freaking fantastic post bro!
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😁 Thanks Wassel
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You're melting Buffalos! I'm part Native American and I find that offensive! You restitution is to send me all the bars you poured out of my peoples likeness! Or the Members of The View will visit your shop to reeducate you on your microaggressions. You racist.
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I feel so bad that before i send the silver i want to give you some "special" blankets to keep you nice and warm
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Why does that sound familiar.......
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@pit-bullion, you crazy!!!!!
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Its the life we live man. I just try to maintain
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Awesome post man! Had me laughing hard.
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😁 awesome man. Hope everyone gets a kick out of it 👍
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Awesome post man! Had me laughing hard.
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🤣🤣☠️🤣🤣
Looks like you just barely made it brother! Glad you were able to get the proper Meds. Nothing like that instant gratification lol
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It was a close one man. Some pure .999 to the main vein always does the trick.
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Steeeeeeve Maddennnnnnn!!!
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Yoooo!
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So damn funny bro! 😂😂😂.
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Thanks Pa! This was a fun one to write
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friggen hilarious, i loved this post!!
ps. don't forget to source photos and gifs
buahaahahahah
:p.
PS. What/Who is the Metals Mafia? I've seen it a few times.
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Thanks dude. Metals Mafia is a goup of bad ass silver pourers and enthusiasts 👍
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you're welcome dude!
ahhh to be a pourer ... thanks for the info!
PS. I am SSG just in case you didn't know, i'm trying to hit up all the members one at a time.
Peace,
Eagle
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@pit-bullion Have we decided that STACKITUS is spelled correctly with a "U" or an "I" STACKITIS ??
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This question has been asked for ages. Nobody really knows.
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Funny ass post Pit. Glad you made it alive👍👍👍
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Thanks D. Every once in a while I make a good one lol
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Wow... I'd have to make 57 Posts to earn what you get in 1... Perhaps I should re-think what I've been doing... I have to admit, your post did give me a laugh... Maybe I should add some humor to my not so funny posts...
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I took the first steps today a brought some a round and some small bars.. Dear lord that felt good to swap paper for pure-silver!
Im looking for lumps though im not caring about the shape and design, but havent found the right place yet :( and im miles away from you guys!
Following to get in contact with the silver and gold users on steemit, wernt hard to begin! :)
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haha! Love the post sir. Keep it up. I also suffer from this chronic condition :)
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StackmasterG! Glad to see ya on brother
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