Ok, so time for a Giveaway.
There is 5 Steem up for grabs. Currently trading at around $30-35, enough to get a nice oz of silver are a few extra SP.
Rules
- In the comment section, write the most funny silver are gold joke you can think off
- The comment/joke with the most upvotes will be the winner
- Upvote this post and resteem of you wonna (not required)
- Each voter can cast more than one vote if wished
Winner will be announced after this post has ended and prize of 5 Steem will be sent to winner asap
I need a good laugh, its been a long day. Good luck !!!
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Did you hear about the girl with the Silver Tongue??
She's got Expensive taste!!
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It might be cold in the winter time scaring the wee man away. haha
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get her to warm it up first lol :)
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Did I Win? :)
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Dude, im so sorry. I dont normally do contest's and forgot clean all about it. I dont with any SBD in my account atm but i do have a post ending in 28 minutes so hang in there.
Congrats man 😎
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WHY IS NOBODY VOTING EACH OTHER???
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That golden tooth of yours... is it real?
Of course it isn't real! Golden teeth aren't real teeth, right?!
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if the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, would they be alloys.
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I told popeye a joke about silver!
He went Agagagagagaga!
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Ok that one made me giggle more than it should have!
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that one made me lol. haha
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Do I have to make one up? The funniest one I know is "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." I did NOT make that up though!
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No, you can google it. Whatever!!
The funnest joke should get the most upvotes, good luck. Make a fresh comment with another joke if you find one buddy
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Thanks!
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Q. What do you call a gold digger with no clothes on?
A. A strip miner.
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I think the picture above is pretty funny...
But the best joke I ever heard was from the LBMA, Bullion Banks, Commex precious metals exchange and the Federal Reserve/Gov't, they claim that
"The Precious Metals prices aren't fixed or manipulated, the Free Market sets the price."
Now that is a joke...LOL
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Wait Wait...I got one! The joke my Grandpa used to get me with when we were sorting coin rolls together.
Dramatic Pause...
"Did you know that 64 Kennedy Halves are now worth thirty-two dollars?"
😂😂
That one right there, will still work today! Go on, put that joke in your pocket...take it with you to the coin shop...it's free.
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lmao. I'll take it for free :)
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Wanna hear a joke about silver? It's price!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahaahha
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Time for Stacking my friend
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What did the purified silver said to the purified gold?
"Don't go soft on me." :)
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I tried looking for gold..
But it didn’t pan out.
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Silver walks up to gold in a bar and says “AU, get outta here!”
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Was waiting for this one :)
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During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids.
"Now I'm dropping this silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?"
"No, sir," a student called out.
"No?" queried the professor. "Perhaps you can explain why the silver coin won't dissolve."
"Because if it would, you wouldn't have dropped it in!
HA! Please don't try this at home 😁
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Yo gold and silver stacks so fat when it was weighed the scales said "to be continued"
Yo gold and silver stack is so fat you have to use diet coin capsules.
Yo gold and silver stack is so stupid it thought the steemit round was was going to buy them all a drink.
Yo gold and silver stack is so stupid it thought the Royal Mint would make its breath fresh.
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How do you make a gold soup?
You put 24 carrots in it
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I do not have a clue how to follow these wild machinations. Laughing in ignorance affords me much glee. Best of luck to all who endeavor to follow this person into fun and folly. Enjoy and best wishes. He to me is plain and simply a cool dude.
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Laughter blocks out the worlds problems and is a nice relieve to some.
Thank you again for your nice comment. I am not normally a contest guy but i have been making good SBD lately and a small giveaway seems to ease the soul.
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Ok, here's bonus that isn't gold or silver related, but... I was remembered about it reading everyones jokes.
Did you hear that Magnesium and Oxygen were dating?
I was like OMg
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Is that a silver bar in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me.
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The flat Earth society: the flat Earth society has members all around the globe.
SpaceX: say it again, but slowly
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link
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haha, memes are great
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Source
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I resemble that remark....
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