Help Me Obi Wan...!

First off, as soon as i saw @goldenarms posting in The brand new tag #amibecomingadirtydrunk i knew i had something to add — like mabey another Jamo’s!

^ There’s me ‘n GA, slapping down some pelts at the Beag’.

And second, i have an idea for a contest that should benefit: me, one lucky ssg steemian (3 actually), and the whole membership writ large — insofar as our tag provides the info our members need.

So here is the contest — but first, my admission of ignorance:

I have never withdrawn a single steem or sdb from Steemit. I’ve sent both Steem and SBD here, and i have powered up like a flaming motherfucker on acid! And, after some initial difficulty, i have learned how to use the boost bots — like a Godzilla! But i have never used blocktrades, withdrawn from my savings, or made any conversions — hell! i got stuck trying to figure out how to delegate, so i just sent liquid loot!!!

So here’s the deal: EXPLAIN that shit to me!

I’m a fucking Jedi with the cryptos but Steemit has it’s own finesse. And i want to enter the race with a co-pilot who know’s his/her shit. Smart people ask smarter people for help...

Here’s what i want to know.

1. How to withdraw from Savings
2. How to power down and what occurs each week after you’ve pushed the buttons
3. How to send SBD through blocktrades
4. Is it possible to withdraw sbd (say) and have it land somewhere else in btc or ltc
5. Any other slick moves you know

Steps: like, 1. Push the button, 2. Push the other button, 3. Now enter your mumble-jumble code 4. etc...

I will award best, clearest, shortest, most efficient, most knowledgeable, EASIEST, post with a 25 sbd booster vote through bot of your choice (e.g. buildawhale, sneaky-ninja, appreciator, etc...)

I will also dish a 2nd place prize for 10sbd (sent to a bot) and 3rd place for 5sbd same...
Thanks Friends!

Now back to the real business...

I think i may be becoming a dirty drunk!!! I’m sitting at the Beag’ Steemin’ and dreamin’ and i’ve been here for about 45mins. But THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME there’s been a “trivia night” going on (phew! It just ended...) and there’s been non-stop blah blah blah: which country this, which movie that?— fucking annoying as hell, but i stayed because there’s free wifi and an excellent pint o Guinness.

Hopefully they put the tunes back on soon!!!

My point is: my standards are dropping relative to ease of Guinness drinking... if this is happening to you then you’re prolly becoming a dirty drunk!

Bah ha ha! Where did such clever wit come from?

This too is another sign... when you’re the funniest guy in the room you’re actually wrong: you are the drunkest guy in the room! Thankfully there is some jackass over at a high top who thinks he’s George Carlin — so i’m safe for now!

I’d like to shout it out loud to @missiontothemoon — i’m still carrying bro! And also to @goldenarms because he fucking: Stacks, Cracks, Macks, and has Wax on Jaxx! And, that mofo just took down an American gold Buffalo!

I’d also be remiss if i didn’t talk about what a Dude With A Big Cock @raybrockman is — if you don’t know what i’m talking about, fuggetabout it, nothing to see here: move along.

But if you do, then send some ltc to the following addy.

It’s pitbullion’s, and it’s hungry!

1/1,000th of a litecoin is a “lite”
And, a
1/1,000,000th is a “photon”

So send pb 25,000 photons, it’s like $5 and welcome him aboard — who else is pouring better silver pieces? Anywhere??? And he’s already in the same club as you!

And that club is:

And we have an asskicker robot!!! How about: “Stax vs. Alien” ?

We also have excellent friends

And love the fact that Canadian Silver Mapleleafs are produced from silver extracted from our own land... That is cool!

Wow... That’s a lot of thumbing my phone. I’m 3G and 2J in... + 2J for Karla behind the bar — she’s super cute and fun and about 1 photon of the woman my gal is...

I may be becoming a dirty drunk, but i have my priorities dialed.

Contest runs 1 week! Help me help you help me!!!

Cheers! from @thedamus
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