Experts Deem Germany's New Dictator "Literally Hitler"
Today's edition of Steemstreet Journal comes to you from the distant year of 1934.
Berlin, Germany - President Hindenburg's death presented an opportunity for Germany's new dictator to seize absolute power as its sole führer. Some are hopeful for the new direction for the country as the new ruler has made substantial promises to fix the country's desperate state.
Not all are optimistic, however.
An academic group called "the extraordinary experts of life and stuff" have gone as far as deem the new dictaror "Literally Hitler".
"Based on extensive studies done on his birth certificate and other related factors, it can be said with reasonable certainty that he is, quite literally, literally Hitler", Dietrich Fischer, a local academic tells our news team.
What the election of this literally Hitler truly means for the future of Germany remains to be seen. Though some are hopeful, there are reports of people "literally shaking" with worry.
"He is literally Hitler. No doubt about it", states Heinz Müller, a local man with opinions. "Of all the literal Hitlers he is definitely the most literal."
"Textbook fascism", comments Laci Blue, an American vacationing in Germany.
Steemstreet Journal will keep you updated on all future developments in Germany.
I find, the most important thing is that führer means father.
An entire country looked up to this man and called him our father.
The name he went under when living in america was Walt Dizney.
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tanks for the post :D @schattenjaeger , btw i know that jaeger is hunter or am i wrong , anyway what does your name mean , doesn't matter just asking .
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following , thanks for the comments, seen you in too many places :D
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I literally read this. I mean, like, literally. Can't even.
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"Local White Woman Literally Could Even" has been on my mind as a possible topic.
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There are many TV programs called "Evening Show". I think you could have some inspiration from them.
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lol.
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